Need to painlessly poison and kill my neighbor's dogs?

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Your a fucking sick cunt you stupid piece of shit how about we get some rat posion and shove it up your ASSHOLE you sick freak. P.s. Kill your cats cause their feral freaks and I'll tortue you till your dead fucked up mole head..

So encouraging to see that the tradition of great American literature as established by Melville, Steinbeck and Faulkner is being upheld so assiduously!

But seriously, has anyone got the chocolate/macadamia nut/raisin recipe to work? I've tried the yummiest mixture of Lindt 99% cocoa chocolate, lovingly folded into a parfait with a paste made from the finest raisins and macadamia nuts, but little doggy has either ignored it or my special delicacy had no effect. It didn't take to my confit of special salami (specially imported from a tiny village in Tuscany) and crushed lightbulb or my Prince Charles-approved British breakfast sausages stuffed with Panadol either, for that matter.

Fact is, the repulsive barkbox in my street has got to go. It doesn't bark in the sense of a real doggy woof-woof - I can deal with that. It doesn't even yap -I can deal with that too as at least you can laugh in the owner's face at the stupidity of owning an animal that sounds like a whoopee cushion. No, this little darling makes a noise like a person trying to be sick on an empty stomach after eating some seriously iffy food.

I'm keeping away from rat poison and anti-freeze - they're probably the most effective but the most risky in terms of getting caught and doing 5 years while the paedo down the road gets off with 40 hours community service. Admittedly Chateau Ethylene Glycol 1978 sounds good in that it's reliable and by all accounts the dog gets some payback for the torture it's caused - or "tortue" to quote our illiterate friend above. But no, too risky.

So anyone who's successfully shut up some noise-polluting vermin with chocolate, macadamia nuts and raisins, and perhaps a hint of chef's secret ingredient, please sing out!

 

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Although I'm an animal lover , there comes a time when enough is enough , I live in a rural part of Thailand that's infested with local packs of wandering dog's , these packs normally consist of between 4 - 6 dogs , that have been abandoned in the past and left to fend for them selves , mostly they are in a poor state of health and semi wild . For a year now I have put up with these local packs running wild at night time , for hours at a time they will just roam about the village howling and barking and fighting with any other pack they come into contact with, its got to the stage now I have had to block my house windows up with insulating foam to try and cut the noise down, and in the last week ive had to wear ear plugs to try and get to sleep. These dogs belong to no one , no one looks after them and no one cares for them, The local Thais do nothing about the nightly barking for hours on end, believing that the dogs are barking at spirits and ghosts , so the Thais just lay in bed and do nothing. I have to do some thing as the nightly barking and howling is making me feel run down and sick, its no use approaching the local authorities as they just are not bothered .



Ive looked through the information here and it seems that the antifreeze method may be the best option , my problem is that its not sold in Thailand ( hot country ) , rat poison is all so difficult to buy , and tylenol is banned .


I don't care if it takes me a long time to rid my area of theses wild barking packs , but finding the right method for my part of the world is proving a problem .



any constructive advice to help me get my much needed sleep back , would be very welcome .


Thanks - Bill

the only thing i can say is...try xylitol...bake cookies then throw...but it may cost you alot of money over time...so you need to ask someone you know around if they can ship you tynole or anti freeze....you need to ask any family members you know if they can find away if you have relatives in a different country to help you by shiping the products!

 

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the only thing i can say is...try xylitol...bake cookies then throw...but it may cost you alot of money over time...so you need to ask someone you know around if they can ship you tynole or anti freeze....you need to ask any family members you know if they can find away if you have relatives in a different country to help you by shiping the products!

If Tylenol is banned in Thailand, it might be a good idea to check what Thai law says about importing it before you get someone to send it to you.

Good luck getting rid of the dogs!

 

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Y'all are all sick fucking bastards. DO NOT KILL A DOG! Just report what the animals are doing to you and your animals. Don't be a fucking dick about it and want to kill the animal! That's messed up! Your all going to hell for wanting to kill an animal.... THAT DOESN'T KNOW BETTER!!

 

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Y'all are all sick fucking bastards. DO NOT KILL A DOG! Just report what the animals are doing to you and your animals. Don't be a fucking dick about it and want to kill the animal! That's messed up! Your all going to hell for wanting to kill an animal.... THAT DOESN'T KNOW BETTER!!

Are you for real? There is a world of difference between wanting to kill a nuisance dog and actually doing it. Do a search for “neighbor barking dog” and you will find plenty of victims of chronic barking who admit to fantasising about shutting the dog up once and for all but, to their credit, have refrained from doing so.

I found this forum as I am being driven nuts by my neighbor’s screechy, yappy dog. Yes, I know that the owner’s really the one to blame but when I’m in bed listening to the bastard yap it’s rather difficult to make that idea stick. The worst is when you think it’s stopped after hours of yapping and you start to drift off to sleep, and then the bloody thing starts up again. It’s as if it’s taunting you, even though obviously it isn’t really. Result: I have come to hate that dog more than I have ever hated any person and I have wished a thousand deaths on it. But I am not going to kill it, much as I would love to.

Why not? Not out of compassion for the dog, that’s for sure. It’s gone way too far for that. Now I may be sick, according to you, but I am not stupid. The only way to poison a dog successfully is to feed it things which can’t be explained away if you get caught. The layout of my street is such that I’d be the most obvious (and probably only) suspect. Even if I got away with it as regards the police the neighbor would be suspicious and I’d be afraid to leave my car outside my house etc. for fear of retaliation. So much as I’d like to, I am not going to kill the dog. It looks like I’ll have to go to litigation or maybe, just maybe, I’ll have a stroke of luck like the dog running out in front of the garbage truck. If that happens the truck driver won’t ever have to pay for a drink again!

To those who say why not just talk to the neighbor or go to the authorities, again I recommend an internet search for “neighbor barking dog” and that in particular you look at the site barkingdogs.net. There is an excellent article there which explains why the most obvious and peaceful attempts to solve the problem almost always fail.

To conclude this rant: my condolences to all who are suffering from this stressful and unnecessary form of noise pollution.

 

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Me neighbours dogs was always barking non stop 7 day per week.
So one night i mix some rat poison into some curry meat.
Of course all dogs loves curries.
I feed to the dog.
the next day dog is rolling around and shaking and foams is coming from his mouth, yet he does not die, it takes 2 days of this for him to finally die.
Finally there is peace and i am so happy, a few weeks later my neighbour gets another puppy who is barking too much already.

 

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Wat about mushrooms? Do they do anything? I jus found out few days ago..sum one has been giving my dog mushroom curry..luckily she doesn't eat it..but no one in my house cooks

 

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Me neighbours dogs was always barking non stop 7 day per week.
So one night i mix some rat poison into some curry meat.
Of course all dogs loves curries.
I feed to the dog.
the next day dog is rolling around and shaking and foams is coming from his mouth, yet he does not die, it takes 2 days of this for him to finally die.
Finally there is peace and i am so happy, a few weeks later my neighbour gets another puppy who is barking too much already.

SICKO!

 

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Me neighbours dogs was always barking non stop 7 day per week.
So one night i mix some rat poison into some curry meat.
Of course all dogs loves curries.
I feed to the dog.
the next day dog is rolling around and shaking and foams is coming from his mouth, yet he does not die, it takes 2 days of this for him to finally die.
Finally there is peace and i am so happy, a few weeks later my neighbour gets another puppy who is barking too much already.

SICKO!

 

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mate of mine a few years back used antifreeze. He moaned about the dog barking for months and months and we all got sick of hearing about it. Then he stopped talking about it and eventually admitted he'd got so mad he gave the dog bread soaked in Antifreeze and that did the job. Hes a classical buff and he said that the dog had put him through so much hell its dying screams were more more beautifulthan Mozart!

Guess that's a bit sick but at least he's got quiet now (and he doesn't moan any more)!

 

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Lawful death

My neighbors two pit bulls kept attacking my donkeys. I went to talk with him about it but he wouldn't answer the door. I sent the sheriff twice to warn him but he won't keep his dogs up. I do not enjoy killing anything, but I shot one with 00 buck shot in hopes that the remaining one will not harass my animals without a partner in crime. I am well within my rights to kill them. Unpleasant task, but somebody's gotta do it.

Dogs may be killed, when.
273.030. If any person shall discover any dog or dogs in the act of killing, wounding or chasing sheep in any portion of this state, or shall discover any dog or dogs under such circumstances as to satisfactorily show that such dog or dogs has or have been recently engaged in killing or chasing sheep or other domestic animal or animals, such person is authorized to immediately pursue and kill such dog or dogs; provided, however, that such dog or dogs shall not be killed in any enclosure belonging to or being in lawful possession of the owner of such dog or dogs.
(RSMo 1939 § 14536)

 

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The last straw was when I found Barneys hamstiring joint bleeding. They will take them down and kill my donkeys if I don't do something

 

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The first time I called the sheriff, he told me the best thing would to be to just shoot the owner because he'll just get another dog. we shall see.

 

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There's a recent story in the British press (Daily Mail) about a Staffordshire bull terrier that bit a 10-year-old boy in the face so badly that the poor lad needed a skin graft. And - yes you've guessed it - most of the letters on the Mail's website express relief that the dog won't be put down rather than concern for the child. The few brave souls who spoke out and said that dangerous dogs should be destroyed have received plenty of negative votes.

Apparently the stupid owner had given the dog some lager, and this served as the excuse (no other word for it) to save the nice little doggy. With the odds stacked like that, no wonder people give up on the law and deal with troublesome dogs themselves.

To the previous poster I'd say that you are luck to live in a place where the law is on your side over the matter of dogs attacking your donkeys, but be prepared for a lot of flak from people who think that dogs should have the same rights as (or more rights than) humans. Good luck!

 

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Dog owners are responsible if any dog dies. If they would keep their so beloved pet inside of their home and licking it's poop instead of it being on neighbours lawn and getting bitten by it instead it biting a passerby, then why would anyone think of killing a poor animal. If you do a survey, you will find that the dogs causing nuisance will always be under-fed by their owners. So, why keep a dog if you can't feed it.

 

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shut up you gay!, maybe if you so called dog lovers actually look after your dogs there would be no need for this.

 

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Just do the large potatoe , just put a dam bullet on your pistol assuming you have one for house protection , and put the potatoe under pressure squished in the front in the barrel ( home made silentiator) and use any bAit to attach them to your back yard , once there shoot the right in the head and solve problem , and like many other treatments , repeat as needed ,

 

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Hi everyone, I need some help here...

There's a group of 6 or 7 dogs that has been attacking me lately when I'm walking home.

I have two roads that I can take, a short and very calm one or a long one where I have to walk an extra mile on a road with poor illumination and full of cars passing by.

I prefer the short one without cars and I've been passing there for many years.

There's a person that lives in a house next to that road and they used to have 2 dogs that only used to bark, but now, the dogs multiplied and there are 6 or 7 of them.

And because now they are in a group, their behavior has also changed and now instead of staying inside their owners land barking at the people passing by, now, the younger dogs want to show off to the rest of the dogs in the group by doing things like getting out of the land and persecuting whoever is passing by, and when the first dog does that the others also start doing the same in order to not look less than the first one.

But that behavior has already costed me many ripped clothes, scares at night, bleeding, pain and scars, as well as the humiliation of walking out of home with new clothes and having to go meet other people while bleeding and with ripped clothes simply because I couldn't go back and change them.

At first it was just the dogs attacking me, but since then, the owner has seen what the dogs do and did nothing to change the situation... sometimes the owner just watches and does nothing while their dogs attack and sometimes they let the dogs attack first and after that starts beating them to stop them from continuing.

I've told the owner to prevent their dogs from doing that but they didn't and instead they now started taking the dogs for walks in that road next to their house both at day and at night.

Even 15 minutes ago I was bitten by dogs and now I have my clothes ripped, bruises and I was loosing blood for a while.

I want to stop this because it hurts a lot and I also don't like to have scars in my body.

Please advise what to do about the dogs and the owner.

Poisoning or killing would be the last resort and to start with I would preferably like to find a way to catch those dogs and throw them far away from here but not altogether, otherwise they will continue to do what they're doing here... so, I would like to catch them and throw them in a place far away from here all separate from each other.

Would that be possible?

If you know of a way to do this, please share your experience or drop me a message.

Thanks.

If they attack you it is legal to kill them to protect yourself. When they jump up on you or tackle you, break its neck by twisting it's head untill it's all the way around. Then, get up, and walk as if nothing happened. Not as hard as you would think, just don't use a weapon against it. This will be the only way to decimate the pack mentality. Or, you could record the entire attacking and take it to the police station. just whip out your phone before you get to the house.

 

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Yes, because if someone wrongs you, YOU should be the one that has to pay out money to protect yourself.

FUCK YOU SWEET SWEET JANE, I hope a dog viciously attacks you, then YOU have to pay the medical bills and YOU have to build a fence, and YOU have to stay inside and YOU have to pay for all of it.

You're such a stupid fucking cunt.

Stupid cunt is the guy that has "OUTDOOR PETS" and when the cats shit on the neighbors lawn and leave foot prints all over his car its "ok" to kill them??? , that would be like me saying , " I have mice , there outdoor mice and my neighbors cat ate one " can i kill the cats , and you call someone else a stupid fucking cunt ...

 

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You people are fucken sick man! I wish that when you try and plant your "amo" that these dogs would rip you appart! You shouldnt die though... he should leave you to suffer for the rest of your lives! SICK CUNTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hope you die a long painful death... and I wish I knew where you live so I can bring my PITBULLS and let them loose on you all! fucken sick oaks... from a doglover lady