Need to painlessly poison and kill my neighbor's dogs?

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Check out this story:

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2115274/Hunt-pet-poisoner-dogs-die-village-eating-pesticide-laced-meat-thrown-gardens.html

And check out the comments and the negative reactions to the people who suggested that the doggies' behaviour might have been less than ideal. Typical!

 

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A dog is property like a car, house or toaster. It has no intelligence and contributes nothing. It's basically like a teddy bear that needs feeding and walking. So if it brings good to the world, fine. If it spoils the life of human beings, it should die if necessary. Sorry for my English.

 

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WTF? You accuse this guy of being a sociopath and a future child killer because he DIDN'T kill the dog? At least he gave the damn thing some sort of a chance. It's unbelievable!

Leaving the dog, a house-bred dog that has never had to forage for food or protection out in the wild is a chance??? Holy crap. I don't know about USA or wherever you live, but in India, abandoning a dog = painful death.

I didn't particularly come up with the sociopath comment because of the solution he resorted to, but because of the absolute jollity and mirth that accompanied his recounting of the incident..haha!! I dumped a dog. haha! I'm such a man!! How about a little reapect for the fact that its a life, man? I'm not asking you to fluff up the dog in pretty pink, just have the decency to empathise, even a bit.

I know tons of people who've had to leave an animal or put it down, but atleast they are humane enough to feel bad about it. Yes, even people with problem dogs that drove them nuts. I'm sorry, but from what all the abused children I work with tell me, they daddys and uncles and other jackasses are almost always ALWAYS insensitive to animals and animal abusers before they move on to their own kids. Sick fucks!

 

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Why on earth someone be reduced to wearing earplugs in their own home? It's OK once in a while if there's a one-off late night party going on next door, but all day and every night? Apart from the practical considerations, such as not hearing the phone or the alarm clock, there are medical implications; there is evidence that overuse of earplugs can damage the ears. Not to mention the absurdity of someone having to take these measures on account of a neighbour's selfishness. This reply is typical among the "it's a dog, dogs bark, get over it" brigade and it is a shame you adopt it because you have put the "anti" argument forward in a courteous and thoughtful way, unlike almost all of the other negative responses which rely on threats and abuse.

Your idea of a petition MAY work in some cases, but read the stories on this thread and you will see that many selfish dog owners ignore requests for peace, whether presented verbally or in writing. In some localities it is a brave person who stands up to the problem neighbour, and although other neighbours may be equally affected they refuse even to sign a petition for fear of retaliation or getting on the wrong side of the problem neighbour.

You are wrong that killing a dog is a little bit atrocious - it is much worse than that. The fact is though that many people affected by a neighbour's dog soon run out of legal and moral options; this is particularly sad when someone has worked hard to buy the best home they can afford and then are not able to enjoy it. That is when desperation takes over and someone will try to kill the dog, usually against their better nature. I came damn close myself last year (that's how I found this thread) but fortunately the dog suddenly stopped barking of its own accord. It's still alive and I see it from time to time - I am very lucky and don't I know it. Many are not so fortunate and that is why they resort to desperate measures.

I'm not saying it's right - my point is that having been through barking hell myself I can easily understand why people are driven to such extremes. I don't expect you to agree - indeed I don't expect anyone to agree unless they've been through it themselves.

My friend, I have 17 cats [ all rescues] and one dog. Plus I feed seven strays in my neighborhood. So I DO KNOW what you have been through. Frankly, my comment wasn't directed at someone like you, but to the other "humans" who seem to think that because a dog is a botheration, its fun to go about killing them PAINFULLY. Meat with broken glass?? What the hell?? You think the dog will understand what its being punished for?

I am not asking anyone to "get over it". I am asking them to realise that the dog is not barking for fun or to antagonise you or cause you discomfort. I agree, it is an immense pain in the ass, but just as I would not poison a person will less than best faculties, I would atleast try to find a better way to deal with it[ Once again, not equating humans with animals. I work with both animals and abused kids, so I know the difference]. The guy started this thread asking how to kill the dogs "painlessly" and everyone went haywire with "That bitch deserves to pay!! Gut it alive" sort of replies. I'm sorry, but a lot of them just seem to be enjoying the idea of killing a life.

I'm not "anti". I'm an advocate of an attitude both practical and respectful. When a similar problem occured with one of the neighborhood strays[ he was a barker and a biter], I didn't go hacking its tongue off. I gave it food laced with a high dose of sleep medicine, then took it to be put down HUMANELY. The killing part isn't what I'm ranting against here, its the brutality that everyone seem to suggest and ENJOY.

To person who started the thread, could you maybe try giving the dog food with some sort of sedative in it? Would keep him drowsy for most of the day. Just don't kill him brutally, that's all I'm saying.

 

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My friend, I have 17 cats [ all rescues] and one dog. Plus I feed seven strays in my neighborhood. So I DO KNOW what you have been through. Frankly, my comment wasn't directed at someone like you, but to the other "humans" who seem to think that because a dog is a botheration, its fun to go about killing them PAINFULLY. Meat with broken glass?? What the hell?? You think the dog will understand what its being punished for?

I am not asking anyone to "get over it". I am asking them to realise that the dog is not barking for fun or to antagonise you or cause you discomfort. I agree, it is an immense pain in the ass, but just as I would not poison a person will less than best faculties, I would atleast try to find a better way to deal with it[ Once again, not equating humans with animals. I work with both animals and abused kids, so I know the difference]. The guy started this thread asking how to kill the dogs "painlessly" and everyone went haywire with "That bitch deserves to pay!! Gut it alive" sort of replies. I'm sorry, but a lot of them just seem to be enjoying the idea of killing a life.

I'm not "anti". I'm an advocate of an attitude both practical and respectful. When a similar problem occured with one of the neighborhood strays[ he was a barker and a biter], I didn't go hacking its tongue off. I gave it food laced with a high dose of sleep medicine, then took it to be put down HUMANELY. The killing part isn't what I'm ranting against here, its the brutality that everyone seem to suggest and ENJOY.

To person who started the thread, could you maybe try giving the dog food with some sort of sedative in it? Would keep him drowsy for most of the day. Just don't kill him brutally, that's all I'm saying.

Thank you for your thoughtful and balanced reply to my post. There is nothing you have written with which I would disagree, but I would like to enlarge on one of the points you make. You say that "I am asking them to realise that the dog is not barking for fun or to antagonise you or cause you discomfort" and you are of course right. I can see that, as I am now in the fortunate position that the owner of the dog that was bothering me turned out to be decent and responsible and somehow "debarked" his dog. BUT it is rather more difficult to hang on to that idea when your peace, quality of lifestyle and even health is constantly being chipped away by a constant, annoying source of noise. When you're lying in bed watching the alarm clock tick over from 4:01 to 4:02 and you need some sleep before you have to get up at 7:00 but can't get it because of the barking, and this has happened most nights for the last 3 months, you aren't going to rationalise. You are going to hate that dog.

All sources of unwanted noise arouse anger but a dripping tap or noisy machinery are inanimate objects so you don't feel hatred towards them, you just want them to stop. A dog is different as many of us have grown up in an environment where people project human emotions on a dog - "he's just like us" or "he understands what you say" are two common myths trotted out by sentimental dog lovers. So even though a dog doesn't mean any harm - and we all know that deep down - the victim of barking may well regard the nuisance dog as if it has human properties and it becomes THE ENEMY. Reason goes out of the window and people who are otherwise sane and sensible start to think dark thoughts. I'm sure that some people also have wished that neighbours who play loud music, do late night DIY or scream when they shag at night would die too but the fact that those neighbours are (sort of!) human beings usually prevents them from putting those fantasies into words, let alone actions. A dog on the other hand is sentient enough to arouse emotions but not on the same level as a human (as you rightly say yourself) so people won't exercise the same restraints if it's annoying enough.

There was a case in America last year where a rich fashion designer beat his neighbour's dog to death with a hammer, in full view of security cameras. There was the usual knee-jerk reaction: Sicko! Psycho! Hang him! Electric chair! Torture him! Now I know no more about fashion design than I know about mineral deposits on Pluto but I do know that if he really was a psycho who got off on torturing dogs, he had enough money to indulge his perversion without getting caught. It is clear that he was driven to it by noise nuisance though none of the press would ever recognise the fact.

And that, I am sure, is why some posters here describe killing their problem dog with a relish that seems inexplicable to anyone who has never suffered at the hands of a nuisance dog. I doubt they are relating anything more than fantasy but I for one understand those fantasies, even though I am somewhat ashamed to admit it. Another reason for such posts I am sure is to wind up the morons who write things like "doggies are lovely whatever they do and if you don't like them I will rape your mother" (with plenty of misspellings and obscenities thrown in).

I've gone on far too long already so bottom line: I appreciate your fair and reasoned comments and am essentially making the point that until dog owners are forced by law or public opinion to ensure that their pets are not a threat to others, there will be a lot of anger out there which is needless and avoidable.

 

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Why is there even a debate? Shut your noisy mutts up or they die in delicious, excruciating pain. It really is that simple.

 

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Thank you for your thoughtful and balanced reply to my post. There is nothing you have written with which I would disagree, but I would like to enlarge on one of the points you make. You say that "I am asking them to realise that the dog is not barking for fun or to antagonise you or cause you discomfort" and you are of course right. I can see that, as I am now in the fortunate position that the owner of the dog that was bothering me turned out to be decent and responsible and somehow "debarked" his dog. BUT it is rather more difficult to hang on to that idea when your peace, quality of lifestyle and even health is constantly being chipped away by a constant, annoying source of noise. When you're lying in bed watching the alarm clock tick over from 4:01 to 4:02 and you need some sleep before you have to get up at 7:00 but can't get it because of the barking, and this has happened most nights for the last 3 months, you aren't going to rationalise. You are going to hate that dog.

All sources of unwanted noise arouse anger but a dripping tap or noisy machinery are inanimate objects so you don't feel hatred towards them, you just want them to stop. A dog is different as many of us have grown up in an environment where people project human emotions on a dog - "he's just like us" or "he understands what you say" are two common myths trotted out by sentimental dog lovers. So even though a dog doesn't mean any harm - and we all know that deep down - the victim of barking may well regard the nuisance dog as if it has human properties and it becomes THE ENEMY. Reason goes out of the window and people who are otherwise sane and sensible start to think dark thoughts. I'm sure that some people also have wished that neighbours who play loud music, do late night DIY or scream when they shag at night would die too but the fact that those neighbours are (sort of!) human beings usually prevents them from putting those fantasies into words, let alone actions. A dog on the other hand is sentient enough to arouse emotions but not on the same level as a human (as you rightly say yourself) so people won't exercise the same restraints if it's annoying enough.

There was a case in America last year where a rich fashion designer beat his neighbour's dog to death with a hammer, in full view of security cameras. There was the usual knee-jerk reaction: Sicko! Psycho! Hang him! Electric chair! Torture him! Now I know no more about fashion design than I know about mineral deposits on Pluto but I do know that if he really was a psycho who got off on torturing dogs, he had enough money to indulge his perversion without getting caught. It is clear that he was driven to it by noise nuisance though none of the press would ever recognise the fact.

And that, I am sure, is why some posters here describe killing their problem dog with a relish that seems inexplicable to anyone who has never suffered at the hands of a nuisance dog. I doubt they are relating anything more than fantasy but I for one understand those fantasies, even though I am somewhat ashamed to admit it. Another reason for such posts I am sure is to wind up the morons who write things like "doggies are lovely whatever they do and if you don't like them I will rape your mother" (with plenty of misspellings and obscenities thrown in).

I've gone on far too long already so bottom line: I appreciate your fair and reasoned comments and am essentially making the point that until dog owners are forced by law or public opinion to ensure that their pets are not a threat to others, there will be a lot of anger out there which is needless and avoidable.

I guess I understand what you're saying. But hammering the dog to death...wow. I just don't get why with the availability of sleep medicine around every corner, everyone has to be up in arms. Case in point : Post right above this one. "Delicious, excruciating pain". Like I said, being around those abused kids has just led me to take a darker view of people who even think in this manner. I repeat, I've been a prey to nuisance dogs, but I suppose I know what the consequences of thinking "Oooooo, doggy torture" would be to my psyche.

I'm glad your problem is solved and you now enjoy the peace you so rightly deserve. [ You're an animal lover and affection for cats scores extra points in my book]. But the next time [ if even, God forbid ] you are bothered by something like this again, please use what I keep recommending, sleep medicine. Personally, I have greater problem with pain than with death.

Have a good life!

 

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I guess I understand what you're saying. But hammering the dog to death...wow. I just don't get why with the availability of sleep medicine around every corner, everyone has to be up in arms. Case in point : Post right above this one. "Delicious, excruciating pain". Like I said, being around those abused kids has just led me to take a darker view of people who even think in this manner. I repeat, I've been a prey to nuisance dogs, but I suppose I know what the consequences of thinking "Oooooo, doggy torture" would be to my psyche.

I'm glad your problem is solved and you now enjoy the peace you so rightly deserve. [ You're an animal lover and affection for cats scores extra points in my book]. But the next time [ if even, God forbid ] you are bothered by something like this again, please use what I keep recommending, sleep medicine. Personally, I have greater problem with pain than with death.

Have a good life!

Thanks for your good wishes. I'm not sure about the logistics of regularly giving a neighbour's dog sleeping pills though. Sooner or later you'll get caught and I'm pretty sure it's illegal to do this. You might even get accused of trying to kill the dog! Still, it's not my problem now, thank goodness.

You too have a good life!

 

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Is the lovefest over now? Can we get back to what this thread is for? In case you've all forgotten it's to find the best way to kill a stupid barking mutt.

 

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If you touch my dog, I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU!!!

 

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Dude, the people saying use rat poison are fucking morons!! rat poison is an Extremely painful death, and WILL NOT kill the animal instantly it could take up to 3 hours and the animal would be in excruciating pain the entire time. plus rat poison is an obvious death you have to be more discrete the owner of the animal will have plenty of time to go to a vet and find out the cause, which could get you Jail time. The SMARTEST most SIMPLE way is to either get sleeping pills, very humane the animal will simply fall asleep and drift into a peaceful death. OR their are certain Plants such as flowers and leaves that are toxic that will poison the dog, just coat the leaves with beef grease or something of that origin to make it smell good to them and leave it out by the dog, No one can hold you responsible for it if they decide you wanted the dog dead. it is a Full proof plan btw:if you use pills.. check the label to see the dosage, if you don't give the dog enough it might just make him sick. MAKE sure its a sleeping pill or if it says side effects may cause *drowsiness* thats what to look for. DONT use a drug called *melatonin it is considered a sleeping pill but it will cause the dog to just start seizing out and vomiting and it will be a LONG death very cruel. & you can google toxic plants online to get the names of them, their very cheap and you can fid them Anywhere you might already have them in your yard, toxic plants are VERY common a matter of fact their are few plants that Aren't toxic majority are deadly. Depending on the dogs weight and size is how much it needs to eat, if its a large dog it will have o eat ALOT of the plants, so if its big animal just go with sticking a shit ton of sleeping pills in a wad of meat and feeding it to the animal... just make sure their are NO witnesses or you'll have to take them out too.. and its allot more difficult to poison a human without leaving a trace, you might just have to Hire a russian assassin.. but lets not get ahead of our selves, worry about the assassin later on if they become suspicious. another way is to drop a few drops of Rohypnol (the date rape drug) in the animals water. that is THE BEST OPTION its nearly untraceable in animals and will work fast and easy, With NO side effects such as vomiting,seizers,hives,sickness etc. Hope it all goes well with out a hitch... I was never here good luck and please don't Be cruel to animals.

 

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If you touch my dog, I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU!!!

Shut it up then faggot and you wont have to worry about some fine upstanding citizen putting it out of it's misery.

 

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Dude, the people saying use rat poison are fucking morons!! rat poison is an Extremely painful death, and WILL NOT kill the animal instantly it could take up to 3 hours and the animal would be in excruciating pain the entire time. plus rat poison is an obvious death you have to be more discrete the owner of the animal will have plenty of time to go to a vet and find out the cause, which could get you Jail time. The SMARTEST most SIMPLE way is to either get sleeping pills, very humane the animal will simply fall asleep and drift into a peaceful death. OR their are certain Plants such as flowers and leaves that are toxic that will poison the dog, just coat the leaves with beef grease or something of that origin to make it smell good to them and leave it out by the dog, No one can hold you responsible for it if they decide you wanted the dog dead. it is a Full proof plan btw:if you use pills.. check the label to see the dosage, if you don't give the dog enough it might just make him sick. MAKE sure its a sleeping pill or if it says side effects may cause *drowsiness* thats what to look for. DONT use a drug called *melatonin it is considered a sleeping pill but it will cause the dog to just start seizing out and vomiting and it will be a LONG death very cruel. & you can google toxic plants online to get the names of them, their very cheap and you can fid them Anywhere you might already have them in your yard, toxic plants are VERY common a matter of fact their are few plants that Aren't toxic majority are deadly. Depending on the dogs weight and size is how much it needs to eat, if its a large dog it will have o eat ALOT of the plants, so if its big animal just go with sticking a shit ton of sleeping pills in a wad of meat and feeding it to the animal... just make sure their are NO witnesses or you'll have to take them out too.. and its allot more difficult to poison a human without leaving a trace, you might just have to Hire a russian assassin.. but lets not get ahead of our selves, worry about the assassin later on if they become suspicious. another way is to drop a few drops of Rohypnol (the date rape drug) in the animals water. that is THE BEST OPTION its nearly untraceable in animals and will work fast and easy, With NO side effects such as vomiting,seizers,hives,sickness etc. Hope it all goes well with out a hitch... I was never here good luck and please don't Be cruel to animals.

Nice idea but the problem is that you need a prescription for most sleeping pills. So you'd be leaving a long trail of evidence. There are some pills you can get over the counter I think but you still need to ask for them. In several countries this can mean a long conversation as chemists have to cover their backsides in case of accidental overdose or suicide attempts. So you'd still draw attention to yourself, especially if you ask for a lot of these pills. At the very least you'd have to take a very long trip out of town.

That's why people use rat poison and the like. It's much easier to get hold of anonymously, especially now we have automated checkouts. But as you say it's a hell of a risk unless you've never given the slightest indication that the dog bothers you and that's almost never going to be the case. And you're right its cruel, though I wonder how much is that going to bother someone who's reached the point of commiting a risky illegal act to get their sanity back.

The idea of plants is a good one. They mustn't be from your own garden though for obvious reasons. Best to brush up on your botany and take a trip to the countryside. Bottom line: if you really have to do this, use something that isn't an obvious attempt on the dog's life.

Or if you really do have connections to mafia assassins, perhaps they might oblige!

 

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Shut it up then faggot and you wont have to worry about some fine upstanding citizen putting it out of it's misery.

Quite right!

 

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Dude, the people saying use rat poison are fucking morons!! rat poison is an Extremely painful death, and WILL NOT kill the animal instantly it could take up to 3 hours and the animal would be in excruciating pain the entire time. plus rat poison is an obvious death you have to be more discrete the owner of the animal will have plenty of time to go to a vet and find out the cause, which could get you Jail time. The SMARTEST most SIMPLE way is to either get sleeping pills, very humane the animal will simply fall asleep and drift into a peaceful death. OR their are certain Plants such as flowers and leaves that are toxic that will poison the dog, just coat the leaves with beef grease or something of that origin to make it smell good to them and leave it out by the dog, No one can hold you responsible for it if they decide you wanted the dog dead. it is a Full proof plan btw:if you use pills.. check the label to see the dosage, if you don't give the dog enough it might just make him sick. MAKE sure its a sleeping pill or if it says side effects may cause *drowsiness* thats what to look for. DONT use a drug called *melatonin it is considered a sleeping pill but it will cause the dog to just start seizing out and vomiting and it will be a LONG death very cruel. & you can google toxic plants online to get the names of them, their very cheap and you can fid them Anywhere you might already have them in your yard, toxic plants are VERY common a matter of fact their are few plants that Aren't toxic majority are deadly. Depending on the dogs weight and size is how much it needs to eat, if its a large dog it will have o eat ALOT of the plants, so if its big animal just go with sticking a shit ton of sleeping pills in a wad of meat and feeding it to the animal... just make sure their are NO witnesses or you'll have to take them out too.. and its allot more difficult to poison a human without leaving a trace, you might just have to Hire a russian assassin.. but lets not get ahead of our selves, worry about the assassin later on if they become suspicious. another way is to drop a few drops of Rohypnol (the date rape drug) in the animals water. that is THE BEST OPTION its nearly untraceable in animals and will work fast and easy, With NO side effects such as vomiting,seizers,hives,sickness etc. Hope it all goes well with out a hitch... I was never here good luck and please don't Be cruel to animals.

So rat poison is painful then? YAY! That's the way to kill that motherfucking little pooch that's been giving me so much grief. I will revel in its agony. I want to see it suffer big time. I'm off to the store tomorrow to make the best fucking purchase I'll ever make. Let the little dog squirm, let it writhe, let it thrash - ooh I can't wait. But only 3 hours you say? I could watch it for DAYS! Never mind, little doggy's got a date in its calendar and it's going to be fun while it lasts.

Yes, I'm scum and I'm gonna burn in hell and all the doggy lovers would kill me if they knew where to find me so let's take that as read, OK? Oh am I gonna gave some fun if the little motherfucker eats my meat!

 

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Shut it up then faggot and you wont have to worry about some fine upstanding citizen putting it out of it's misery.

Please let one of you faggots come in my yard, I will put 5.56 right between your eyes then fuck your mother! You pussies dont have the balls to do it.

 

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Please let one of you faggots come in my yard, I will put 5.56 right between your eyes then fuck your mother! You pussies dont have the balls to do it.

There's no need to enter your yard dumb shit, a laced meatball over the fence will have old fido vomiting up it's stomach lining in no time! Awesome!

 

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You people are fucking insane, killing someone pet because theyre loud? get real!

This pic should make you children feel really happy. Good luck getting to my dog LOL!!!!

What a repulsive dog! Bet it barks all the time and that would explain your stupid, moronic attitude. I feel sorry for your neighbours and I hope that ugly mutt dies a slow painful death. You are an imbecile who should have been strangled at birth.

 

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There's no need to enter your yard dumb shit, a laced meatball over the fence will have old fido vomiting up it's stomach lining in no time! Awesome!

Well said!

 

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What a repulsive dog! Bet it barks all the time and that would explain your stupid, moronic attitude. I feel sorry for your neighbours and I hope that ugly mutt dies a slow painful death. You are an imbecile who should have been strangled at birth.

I can almost imagine the simple cunt all standing guard over his butt ugly mutt with a cute little elmer fud cap on. He must think he's only gun owner in the world too.

Getting 25-life for defending his beloved pooch...lulz

BRB dogs to murder.