Need to painlessly poison and kill my neighbor's dogs?

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Just crush some castor beans up and mix them in some nice chocolate to make chocolate castor bean balls, and feed them to each dog. About 3 would be more than enough for each dog. (Risin is VERY poisonous and undetectable. They WILL be dead, it will take no longer than 3 days. However, it IS a very painful death, but who gives a fuck. Just do it. They killed your cat.) :coffee:

Bon appetit.
 
Unregistered said:
Your 1" dick will have to do...I wasn't born with one of those swinging things that takes all the blood from your brain, a**hole!
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I feel sorry for you.

Your unfunny, boring and a right little poof.

My dick is enormous and I thoroughly enjoy using it on extremely beautiful women. I have such a wonderful life!

If you can't come up with a witty reply, go away, there's a good chap.

PS: All dogs should be drowned.
 
doggy death

ok here is what you do, you take so ground meat and make a half ball no middle and full it with anti-freeze then make another half ball and put them together, now you have an anti-freeze meat ball. all you do next is throw it over your fence and wait. or you can marinade the meat in anti-freeze over night.
note: nothing, and i mean nothing will live through eating anti-freeze.
P.S. if you get caught it's not my fault. :3_8_13[1]:
 
did you even READ Hue L's complaint??? silly and sick you are sweat sweat jane. He's already tried many things, are YOU going to supply him with the materials and labor needed to build a screened in porch, you NIT?:mad:
 
Well I just want to say I was searching for the same thing cause I have a problem dog myself & its my own dog... **attition to all of the retards that commented as if this person just skipped everything & went stright to kill the dog wtf if they did this to all the animals they didn't like why would they be asking for suggestions ... for the moron who said "needlessly kill" umm I think if you read you will see the reason the dogs are agressive, to people & kill other peoples pets so learn the meaning of the words before you use them... oh & the other dumb cunt that referenced Michael V. you think that someone who has lost a pet they loved is compairable to someone that forces an illegal practice dog fighting, this is why women should not be president look how they think kinda like that of a Emo high school student always putting stupid personal feelings in the way of logic! Anyway I have worked in vets & managed pet stores, shelters, ect. & I will just say the law in any state in the US for agressive animals is zero tolerance & what will happen if its not followed the animal is put down if you can't control your animal so everyone in your community feels safe then you shouldn't be allowed to own one. From my understanding this persons cats never attacked or killed anyone but the dogs did & if their owner could handle them or had any control this would not be an issue. Its also a law not to have have more dogs than your county allows at one resident & you have every right to get rid of them how ever you see fit if they are on your property, shoot them, poinson them whatever you must do that is the only thing left that you can do. Oh & for the one that said something about a cat scratch how many deaths of other pets or humans have been caused by cats? Ok I think I have made my point hopefully emo people will stop posting bull crap when they are PMSing all emotional & mushy & learn to use their brain & be logical! Put the shoe on the other foot see how that works for ya...
 
Oh and I'm a female by the way just wanted to add that so chicks don't think I'm a male chauvinist pig just a girl that know how to use her brain...
 
i hate dogs, all the dogs in this world must be killed.go ahead those fucking dogs.u r doing good for the society, and there is nothing wrong in it. make those dogs come to your property, and kill them. if u kill them on your property no legal action cpuld be taken against you.
GO AHEAD!!!!!!!!
 
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fuck u all gays u mother fucker gays and shit I will kill my neihbors dog because it killed my dog.....fucking shits....:big laugh::lick ice::coffee::bad::3_8_13[1]:;):vaccum::pick ear::emot1:
 
You should go to hell for trying to kill a dog. I hope they catch you and you get sentenced to a life time in prison.
 
A f*****ing group of my neighbours dogs killed my 1 year baby cat and to hell I'm in Jamaica dogs die all the time and I am going to kill them. No way anyone going to stop me!!!!!!! Plus I'm too young to go to jail.
 
Cats are dirty animals and carry many diseases. Nearly all of them carry a parasite which infects humans and makes them have parasites in their brains which change their behavior. Don't believe me? It's true, look up Toxoplasmosis on Wikipedia! Don't touch cats or touch soil that cats have shit near or you could end up with parasites in your brain. Nearly 11% of Americans have the Toxoplasmosis parasites in their brains!!!
When mice and rats get Toxoplasmosis, it makes them like cats!!! They lose their fear of cats! That's how the parasite goes from them to cats because the mice and rats are easy for the cats to catch and eat, then the cats have Toxoplasmosis. Then the cats either pass it straight to humans or they shit in a field and then cows get it. Then humans can catch it by eating steak that is not cooked all the way or "rare". Like your steaks rare?

From Wikipedia:

Studies have found that toxoplasmosis is associated with an increased car accident rate in people with Rh-negative blood. The chance of an accident relative to uninfected people is increased roughly 2.5 times.
This may be due to the slowed reaction times that are associated with infection.[30] "If our data are true then about a million people a year die just because they are infected with Toxoplasma," the researcher Jaroslav Flegr told The Guardian."

So to those people crying because a dog killed your cat, think again. It's good that your cat was killed. All cats should be killed! A million people a year die from car accidents caused by Toxoplasmosis affecting drivers!

Now don't get me wrong, dogs that bark out of control are very annoying and thei owners are always assholes. If they weren't, they wouldn't let the dogs bark in the first place. I'm going to kill a few dogs near my house using the very poisonous and very common plant called Oleander. Wikipedia Oleander. Once you know what it looks like, you'll start noticing it is very common everywhere. A few leaves, chopped up and melted into a chocolate bar is all it takes.

As for these people saying it's wrong to kill etc. Unless you are a vegetarian, you are a hypocrite! Besides, all animals die. And all wild animals die horrible deaths, they are either eaten, or they starve or they die of disease. So get over it. Dogs that bark all day and night do it because they are bored out of their minds, so their lives suck anyway, you're just ending their suffering as well as your own.

But don't forget, cats are dirty animals that should all be killed. Put a dish of antifreeze on a wall tonight and do the world a favor!
 
i have a similar problem with my neighbours fucking stupid dog, even the dogs name pisses me off. it always barks non stop and wakes me nearly every morning, i even opened the window one morning being extremely hungover with a terrible headache and shouted FUCK UP!!!!worked for about 30min then started again. i hate the fucking thing i hope its skull gets crushed
 
If you do that thay can call the police an you can go to Jail :mad: :mad: :mad: :behave: :behave: kill YOUR cats
 
Unregistered said:
Cats are dirty animals and carry many diseases. Nearly all of them carry a parasite which infects humans and makes them have parasites in their brains which change their behavior. Don't believe me? It's true, look up Toxoplasmosis on Wikipedia! Don't touch cats or touch soil that cats have shit near or you could end up with parasites in your brain. Nearly 11% of Americans have the Toxoplasmosis parasites in their brains!!!
When mice and rats get Toxoplasmosis, it makes them like cats!!! They lose their fear of cats! That's how the parasite goes from them to cats because the mice and rats are easy for the cats to catch and eat, then the cats have Toxoplasmosis. Then the cats either pass it straight to humans or they shit in a field and then cows get it. Then humans can catch it by eating steak that is not cooked all the way or "rare". Like your steaks rare?

From Wikipedia:

Studies have found that toxoplasmosis is associated with an increased car accident rate in people with Rh-negative blood. The chance of an accident relative to uninfected people is increased roughly 2.5 times.
This may be due to the slowed reaction times that are associated with infection.[30] "If our data are true then about a million people a year die just because they are infected with Toxoplasma," the researcher Jaroslav Flegr told The Guardian."

So to those people crying because a dog killed your cat, think again. It's good that your cat was killed. All cats should be killed! A million people a year die from car accidents caused by Toxoplasmosis affecting drivers!

Now don't get me wrong, dogs that bark out of control are very annoying and thei owners are always assholes. If they weren't, they wouldn't let the dogs bark in the first place. I'm going to kill a few dogs near my house using the very poisonous and very common plant called Oleander. Wikipedia Oleander. Once you know what it looks like, you'll start noticing it is very common everywhere. A few leaves, chopped up and melted into a chocolate bar is all it takes.

As for these people saying it's wrong to kill etc. Unless you are a vegetarian, you are a hypocrite! Besides, all animals die. And all wild animals die horrible deaths, they are either eaten, or they starve or they die of disease. So get over it. Dogs that bark all day and night do it because they are bored out of their minds, so their lives suck anyway, you're just ending their suffering as well as your own.

But don't forget, cats are dirty animals that should all be killed. Put a dish of antifreeze on a wall tonight and do the world a favor!
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Shut the fuck up with your bullshit you fucking faggot. You deserve to be killed because you're spreading propaganda you stupid faggot.
 
well i find weed killer good (gallop 360) put it into a bit of meat with a shringe bout 8 - 14 hours job done also good for badgers there only a mennise :hammer punch:
 
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Unregistered said:
sick Motherfuckers i wish you faggets where my neighbors and tried to poison my dog i would fuck your asses up so bad and put you in an instant world of pain bitches. And believe me after multiple tours of battle to Iraq i have learned various ways to do that. Fucking bitches do something to someone that can do something back to you not to some helpless animal that doesnt have a voice and cant fend for themselves.
SerGeant Fuck YOU
U.S Marine Corps
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......go back yo Iraq and get shot, you prick!, they missed you out.
 
haha....larious! the "die-hard" marine corps dude needs extensive counseling, maybe a straight jacket??? and the majority of these responses are horribly misspelled sentence fragments that make about as much sense as uuuuuhhhh, uuurrrrk, useless nonsense. thanks for the laughter fellers ; )
 
Unregistered said:
Shut the fuck up with your bullshit you fucking faggot. You deserve to be killed because you're spreading propaganda you stupid faggot.
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Well, that's not exactly a counter-argument is it? What's wrong, brain too feeble to come up with a real argument? Stupid people often resort to childish name-calling when faced with information they do not like.

It is a fact, that cats are carriers of the human brain-parasite disease, toxoplasmosis. It is a fact that many people are infected with this brain-parasite and it is also a fact that having the parasites in the brain, causes changes in behavior.

Call it propaganda till you're blue in the face but it won't make it any less true.

Cats suck and should all be killed IMHO. Put a dish of anti-freeze on a wall tonight and you may save somebody's brain from being infected with parasites.
 
Unregistered said:
Shut the fuck up with your bullshit you fucking faggot. You deserve to be killed because you're spreading propaganda you stupid faggot.
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You f**king moron, if somebody deserves to be killed for spreading propaganda, then cats deserve to be killed for spreading the disease toxoplasmosis.

And your dad deserves to be slapped for not pulling out and jizzing in your mom's hair instead of impregnating her and making a dumb motherf**ker like you!
 
NOT SO FAST THERE! The law is only on your side in some situations, in some places. My friend was jailed and fined $500 dollars for shooting his neighbor's dog, while the dog was killing my neighbor's chickens. And the neighbor had been warned in advance, after a previous chicken attack. Better check with your local police before jumping into a bad situation. In many places, it's worse to kill a dog than a man! HINT: Use your head for something other than a hat-hanger.
 
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