Need to painlessly poison and kill my neighbor's dogs?

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I've tried the rat poison and it didn't work. Maybe the dosage was too low. I don't care if poisoning is suspected. I already bludgeoned one to death with a crowbar. That was pretty obviously not a case of old age death.

I like the idea of soaking bread in anti-freeze. My neighbor shows up once a week with a giant bag of bread crust cut from sliced white bread. That's the only friendly contact with humans his pack of yapping breeders has. 罄竹难书！！ See ya in hell.
 
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I can completely sympathize with both parties here.
I happen to be an animal lover however while walking my miniature poodle a month ago two MASSIVE Irish wolfhound crosses ran out of an open, bushland/ yard and came for us, I managed to pick my dog up in time and held her in the air above my head. At that point they attacked me. Luckily, being an ex martial artist I was fast enough to evade them whilst still holding my dog in the air until they had cornered me against a fence.
I then risked both our safety further by leaping over the 6ft wooden fence, hoping that there were no dogs in the yard.

Long story short I called the councils, they gave the owners a warning; advising them to erect a fence / enclosure to house them in withing 14 days. 14 days came and went and I drove my car by the yard, stopped and got out of the car to see if I could spot a fence (im still on the road at this point) only to have both of the fuckers rush me. I managed to get to my car in time and one got on his hind legs, put his head through where my window was down and started snapping at me.

The owners have now been fined $5000 a dog and the past few nights these dogs have STILL been spotted roaming the streets. I should know because they arked up at me and a neighbor the other night.
The fuckers are out there now as we speak and Im wondering what more can be done...the council now seem to be "too busy" to come and take them away and I wonder to myself...what if it were a small child on the streets???

To a degree I think these animals need to be killed, they are clearly vicious and the owners have no regard for them either.
And believe me I do feel the need for revenge, however I do not wish to kill an animal.

Either way it seems like the people in the street on the other side of an alleyway from my house feel the same because Ive heard them chasing the dogs a few times with poles.
 
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sick Motherfuckers i wish you faggets where my neighbors and tried to poison my dog i would fuck your asses up so bad and put you in an instant world of pain bitches. And believe me after multiple tours of battle to Iraq i have learned various ways to do that. Fucking bitches do something to someone that can do something back to you not to some helpless animal that doesnt have a voice and cant fend for themselves.
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calm down, ill kill a devil dog just as quick as a pesty neighbors dog. going to iraq does not make you a badass, bundy never went to war and probly killed more peope in more horrific fashion than you ever dreamed of. besides, the troubel with loud mouths like you is exactly that, your mouth... if someone decided to kill you they wouldnt take you head on, they would slip in, or catch you walking in your door and put you to sleep, so honestly, calm down.
 
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BEST DOG POISON ARE KITTENS.

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So my neighbor has like 5 or 6 pretty big dogs. They "mark" their territories everywhere, occasionally bark all night long and harass the passing pedestrians. Now I can live with that, but a week ago they went over to my driveway and killed one of my cats. All of them at once came and treated my cat as though it were a feather stuffed pillow, and today they were about to jump into my backyard and would've done the same thing again had I not thrown stones at em'. My cats have to live in my backyard due to my family asthma problems, and I now have 4 kittens and one old one. Been here for around 3 years and never had any problems until now and the last thing I want is one of my kittens completely ripped to pieces. Taking my cats in is out of the question for my mom would literally die due to her asthma if I did. So, to get to the point, what's the quickest and most painless way to poison and kill a dog? Called a pound, no results. Owner is a bastard, doesn't listen.
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THE BEST DOG POISON ARE KITTENS. JUST THROW YOUR KITTENS TO YOUR NEIGHBOR'S DOGS. THEY WILL ALL DIE INSTANTLY, WITHOUT TRACE. IT WORKS ALL THE TIME.
 
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You fuckin idiots!! I've read through all these posts and just shake my head....from a serial dog killer named Rexter the recipe is as follows. Embed 4 ounces of beeswax inside raw meatball. The dog eats it so fast your head will shake. The dogs stomach melts the bees wax which hardens inside the poop track but the lil' bow wow can't pass it....clogs the track. A slow and painfull death but it works and you won't have to pick up the shit either. The dog implodes.;)
 
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You are a sick, twisted, disgusting, horrible person!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I would kill you in the most painful way possible and rip you up to bits if I knew where you lived!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Those poor dogs need some more attention and training from their owners. Buy a large puppy gate (the kind that wraps around and locks) with a top. stake it and nail it and everything it into the ground and keep your cats in it. Ask the owners if they could bring the dogs in more often and maybe spend some more time training them. If they aren't spayed/neutered, ask the owner if they can get them spayed/neutered! If they think its too expensive, find a local animal shelter! Most will do it free! If the owners fail to do any of this within one week, call animal control. I would hate to see these dogs put down. I would never dream of killing another human, let alone a dog!!!!! Your neighbors should kill you and so should you! I hope you go to jail and die a horrible death!
 
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Why do you even have cats if your mother or whoeer has asthma? You should do one of two things: Bring the cats inside or throw them to the dogs. Either way problems solved and someone dies. Btw, kittens and old cats are great dog poision ;)
 
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well some dogs deserve it my neighbors dog attacked me and killed my dog when i called the police they said because it didn't bite me they couldn't do anything
 
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To all of you who consider this man sick, you have obviously never experienced the loss of a beloved pet at the hands (or mouths in this case) of an obnoxious neighbor pet. I just buried my beautiful little Lucy Lou Who an hour ago who was killed by my neighbor's dogs. This is the third attack by these dogs and their owner is an unresponsive, heartless, jerk. All of this said....that is why I found this page. I too was looking for the same thing.
 
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You people are all sick and should go to h***. Maybe he should poisen (POISON) your cats instead. You sick f***!
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Maybe you are the bastard idiot that let your dogs roam everywhere in the first place! I've had the same problem in the past with retards like you so go f*** yourself! Only difference is, under the circumstances it was not illegal for me to shoot them (the dogs)! Quick and painless. That's humane, better than dumping animals off to roam wild and suffer and get hit by vehicles, such as an idiot like you would do! Also, learn to spell you damn retard. WTF are you? 10?
 
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:geek: Omg you people are so funny Anti freeze wont work because the new formula doesnt have the killer stuff in it
 
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I landed on this forum after searching on google how to kill a dog with a knife, but wow, there are some better ideas here!
 
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Wow I'm so glad I live where we can own guns. The last time a neighbor's dog came onto my property and killed something (2 sheep), it wound up taking a dirt nap with a .45 in it's chest.

I'd hate to think I'd have to resort to sneaking around with rat poison or nut stuffed meat to get rid of the problem!
 
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I am about to kill my neighbours dog tonight. Fucking thing just attacked me, has a history of attacking random people who walk past and its cunt owner never closes its gate. So, although I do not want to have to kill it it has to be done. I am just going to inject some meat balls with antifreeze and maybe a few more with bleach.
Should do the trick.
 
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Honestly, I don't think that all these ideas work... Even though my mother-in-law has the face of a dog, she noticed that there was something wrong with her soup. The anti-freeze idea? Debunked! I gave her a box of chocolates, and, what happened? She just got fatter! Macadamia nuts? The same thing: fatter! Now let's explore this rat poison thing... Do you have any recipes for turkey-stuffing?

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Just joking :)
 
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This tactic will kill almost any size dog, first get a sponge of really any size, then soak it in a rather thick amount of gravy. The dog will gladly eat the sponge and often all of it, thus causing severe and lethal problems to the dogs intestine system. And if the dogs jump over the fence it is absolutely legal to kill them in any way you wish.
 
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