Need to painlessly poison and kill my neighbor's dogs?

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Stop Feeling Sorry For Yourself!!!

Unregistered said:
I'm already at tops with patience with the noise. They bark at anything, even the wind. Ludicrous. I think I need to have them dead. No I don't need to think. They must die. Anybody know of any unorthodox chemicals? Fairly big mutts, I'd say 40-60lbs. I've tried antifreeze in a meatball. Failed. Needs higher quantity perhaps.

To the animal lovers who condemn such actions. Try sleeping with an alarm clock that rings for a minute every 3 minutes. Do it for a week. Fine, a night. If you can sleep through it, I will terminate any further actions. Maybe I won't. But maybe you should stop posting unless you can sleep through that. Do not reject doing this, while suggesting report the complaints to the cops, animal control, talking to the neighbors, talking to lawyers, talking to the dogs or ear plugs or moving out. All of these have already been suggested and tested and you are naive to think they actually solve anything. Do not suggest anything. Just keep that alarm clock beside you, and if it's computerized, set it to a loud aggravating barking ring tone. Keep it beside you. Do not complain if it's too near because you have no imagination how loud they can be.

We should not be paying for peace. A lot of wars in the past, were fought for peace. At costs of death. Some matters must be taken into own hands.

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No. How about you listening to a sonic emitting bark suppressor for all hours of the day and night, then YOU tell me how that solves anything. You go live next door to an old, lonely, boozed up PSYCHO (describes pretty much all you hate filled commenters) who has nothing better to do then yell and curse at every single barking dog in our neighborhood in his slurred, broken english and let me know if you don't worry about the safety of your family. My girlfriend and I are hard working individuals who try to live decent lives with our 3 dogs and 1 cat. Unfortunately there's sick people in this world who look to punish anything that bothers them or anything that they can't control. A lot of people just have control issues. The rest of you are just sick, to want to put an end to an animals life for no other reason then so you can have a simple, lonely, and quiet life. Sorry but the world doesn't revolve around you. There's things in life you cannot control, so there's no use trying. The companies that make these ridiculous devices should be ashamed because it does nothing but piss off your neighbors, which just escalates the problem. Grow a pair, suck it up, and stop crying about your poor insignificant life. It's pretty scary to hear stuff like this because YOU people are our neighbors. If you're willing to stop at nothing to kill a defenseless animal on the other side of someone's fence, I can only fear what people like you would do if the wrong person pissed you off at the wrong time. Ticking time bombs is how I describe you poor, lonely, worthless, air suckers! Stop bringing your hate for yourself and your own life to the homes of people who want nothing to do with you! This is coming from a responsible dog owner whose animals have never done anything wrong to deserve what you people would do to them. When are you all going to get a grip on reality and realize that dogs cannot plot against you. They don't sit in the backyard all day wondering how they can make your life a living hell. If it's an irresponsible owner, build a rap sheet on them and stop trying to take the law into your own hands. This isn't the wild west anymore idiots. It doesn't work that way. Be an adult, be civilized, I challenge you to try. I bet each and every one of you a million bucks you can't do it! You know why you can't. Because YOU are the lost the cause of broken and lonely life! YOU are what infects our society! Not animals acting on survival instincts and a pack mentality. They are dogs! What do you expect? For them to know how you want to live your life? They can't read, or understand, your swiss cheese-like brain.
 
Unregistered said:
No. How about you listening to a sonic emitting bark suppressor for all hours of the day and night, then YOU tell me how that solves anything. You go live next door to an old, lonely, boozed up PSYCHO (describes pretty much all you hate filled commenters) who has nothing better to do then yell and curse at every single barking dog in our neighborhood in his slurred, broken english and let me know if you don't worry about the safety of your family. My girlfriend and I are hard working individuals who try to live decent lives with our 3 dogs and 1 cat. Unfortunately there's sick people in this world who look to punish anything that bothers them or anything that they can't control. A lot of people just have control issues. The rest of you are just sick, to want to put an end to an animals life for no other reason then so you can have a simple, lonely, and quiet life. Sorry but the world doesn't revolve around you. There's things in life you cannot control, so there's no use trying. The companies that make these ridiculous devices should be ashamed because it does nothing but piss off your neighbors, which just escalates the problem. Grow a pair, suck it up, and stop crying about your poor insignificant life. It's pretty scary to hear stuff like this because YOU people are our neighbors. If you're willing to stop at nothing to kill a defenseless animal on the other side of someone's fence, I can only fear what people like you would do if the wrong person pissed you off at the wrong time. Ticking time bombs is how I describe you poor, lonely, worthless, air suckers! Stop bringing your hate for yourself and your own life to the homes of people who want nothing to do with you! This is coming from a responsible dog owner whose animals have never done anything wrong to deserve what you people would do to them. When are you all going to get a grip on reality and realize that dogs cannot plot against you. They don't sit in the backyard all day wondering how they can make your life a living hell. If it's an irresponsible owner, build a rap sheet on them and stop trying to take the law into your own hands. This isn't the wild west anymore idiots. It doesn't work that way. Be an adult, be civilized, I challenge you to try. I bet each and every one of you a million bucks you can't do it! You know why you can't. Because YOU are the lost the cause of broken and lonely life! YOU are what infects our society! Not animals acting on survival instincts and a pack mentality. They are dogs! What do you expect? For them to know how you want to live your life? They can't read, or understand, your swiss cheese-like brain.
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Like I said moron, have that alarm clock beside you ringing all the time, while sleeping, watching a movie, and bonking your gf. I CHALLENGE you to try. You may call yourself a responsible dog owner, but I know many aren't. They can live in the jungle where they naturally belong, but you moron pet owners must actually SPEND money buying these mutts for your own amusement. Ya, _Your_ amusement, world revolves around, who? Your amusement? You may call it love, but really, your amusement. They are dogs and they belong to the wild. It's you morons that bring them "home" so that they can mess up other people's lives.
Again, do not even bother replying if you can't live with the alarm clock buzzing 24h. You have NO IDEA. The one thing you really can't control in life is having morons in the society, such as you. As for dogs, you actually can but you, the moron decide to keep them.
 
Unfortunately, for the dog, you can NOT complain!
This only identifies YOU as the complainer.

The dog owners are assholes who don't care about anyone but themselves.
They set the example, the poor dog just follows.

If possible, send the dog owner a letter, telling him someone WILL KILL THEIR DOG.
This all depends on the situation, as in the case of a barking dog, all the nearby neighbors are suspect.

Hopefully the dog owner will save the dog by training and restraining properly.

MAYBE, a dog bark-stop device will work. There is one in the $85 dollar range that looks to be the only serious contender.
Do not let ANYONE know you are using this.
It should be ez enough to conceal.

After that, poison is the only choice that may keep things civil, though the offender may just get another dog.
Perhaps it won't be a barker, or he'll train/restrain the mutt.
Hope for the best.

Otherwise, more poison would work, until the owner gets the hint or dies from grief.
Of course he'll be ever more vigilant with each poisoning, but he can't see everything.
There is dark clothing, dark of night and a good pitching arm on your side.
Human creativity as well.


Of course, I myself would NEVER do anything to harm or, heaven forbid, kill a dog or any other animal.
Certainly not my neighbor's.
No matter how loud he barked or how much trouble he caused.
Even if he killed my own precious first born son.

Oh no, not me.

I am just taking part in an interesting conversation I happened to run into here online.

Personal entertainment, nothing more.
 
Here's the easiest way. Member not to pay with credit card. Not to order over internet. Buy from unknown or far away dealership. First, manhole under ground till your under your neighber's yard. Then, slowly, quietly, and carefully dig up, till you reach the surface. Warning, the following section contains a masterplan, only use if you have balls. Now place a small explosive mine in the hole that you should've formed in the ground. Fill up the tunnel. And get yer ass outa there. The next thing to go is buy a vaca trip to somewhere you want to move. Make it a round trip. Go to the place. Get a house, pay with cash. Next, when the time comes to go bak, don't not go, go. When the clerk stamps yer ticket, say you have to go to the bathroom, and haul yer ass outa there. Cops come to the door, pull out a turret and kick ass.

P.S. This is all a joke. Do no try this at home, since 1. You'll be a complete jackass, and 2. It's Illegal. I only wrote this cause I got bored. :P And one more thing. If the dogs pissin you off, go to your neighbors house, and either A. Punch him in his nuts, or B. Take him in his face. Then leave with "Dog kills another one of my cats, I'll kick your muther****in black/white/asian/etc. ass into the next ****in week you ****in god-damn cock-sucking, ass-selling peice of shit son of a mother****in bastard!" Curse his ass out of the world!
 
Unregistered said:
No. How about you listening to a sonic emitting bark suppressor for all hours of the day and night, then YOU tell me how that solves anything...
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First of, idiot, it's not sonic (audible to humans) but ULTRA-sonic (out of hearing range, or INaudible, for humans), which means we will not even HEAR it, so we can't be 'listening' to a bark suppressor, "for all hours...".

So an INaudible bark suppressor, AUDIBLE to dogs, annoys the shit out of them, like their barking does to US!
This stops a reasonable dog from barking, as only the stupidist, most hyper inbred mutt will continue barking when the Bark Suppressor makes a loud audible (to dogs) sound, each and eery time, and ONLY when the dog barks.

If the dog is smart, he'll make a connection between HIS repeated, non-stop barking and the bark suppressor's sound that is also created when the stupid mutt decides to launch a non-stop bark fest.

If the dog is too stupid, hyper or inbred mentally ravaged to draw the connection poison is the next, and more desirable option.

I'd like to confront/talk with the owner, call the authorities, take him to court etc. but none of this works.
It will also identify YOU for possible retribution from mr. dog owner and/or his cohorts.
Then if some other neighbor 'does the right thing' and offs this bark-hound, YOU'LL be the one suspected!
And, as you can see from the many previous examples, it simply does NOT work anyway!

I'd like to offer a 3 phase plan, for purposes of entertainment only, that should prove useful, and is also completely adaptable, as any good plan should be!

Phase 1 - build trust:
Don't confront, 'try to talk things over', or 'let the proper authorities handle it'.
If anything, make FRIENDS with mr. dog owner.
Get him AND the dog to think you just love him/her, their family, and above all his unruly, neighborhood destroying mongrel.
Get to meet and greet the mutt if possible, and lavish upon the poor unsuspecting pooch LOTS of affection.

Feed him treats if possible to build his trust.
Take him for a walk if mr dog owner will let you!
Whatever it takes to convince them you too are a dog lover and love HIS undisciplined clump of fur.
Once the dog and mr. dog owner trust you, it's time for phase 2.

Phase 2 - take action
First chance you get, poison holy shit out of the dog (lord knows there's no lack of info online as to how).

Surreptitiously of course!
Do NOT get caught!
This is an absolute must as un-holy guerrilla war may well break out afterwards, and no one will know for sure who to blame/payback for what...

Console the owner asap after the demise of said mutt.
Once mr. owner realizes someone has purposely killed their mutt, mouth on about killing the low-life scum who did this etc.
Support him in his time of grief, as any good neighbor would: suggest courses of retribution, legal action, offer to invoke the wrath of god etc.

Phase 3 - FINALLY, enjoy life, for now...
'nuff said!
You're good till they, or some other nearby neighbor, get another bark-box...
 
The following yadda yadda is why poison and secrecy are so important.

One particular section sums up the total stupidity of the information in the section that follows this quote:
"I am in law enforcement...If a dog is eating your child then you can kill it."


Unregistered said:
You sons of bitches. Anyone who kills an animal intentionally should be in prison among rapists and other murderers. And no, the law is NOT on your side if you kill a domestic animal on your property. If the animal is PHYSICALLY causing deadly harm to a human or other DOMESTIC animal then you are allowed to use necessary force...meaning, if a cat bites you, you can not shoot it, you retard. If a dog is eating your child then you can kill it. I am in law enforcement and if someone on my patrol killed an animal other then to save a life, I would arrest them for #1 Cruelty to animals #2 Unnecessary use of force on a domestic animal and whatever other charges I could pin on you. And beware..most all law enforcement agencies feel the same way. You people are sick and should not be allowed to have kids in the first place. If you are angry because a neighbors dog ate your cat, then be mad. I would be mad too, as well as sad and want to be vindictive HOWEVER, you need to realize that you do not have the right to deal with it whatever way you see fit. Thats why every state has an Animal Control agency and 911. If you witnessed it, then call either Animal Control or 911 and the dog would more then likely be put down humanely. If you 13 year old son shot and killed 6 people at a park would you want him to be shot and killed by the police because they felt he should die or would you rather him go to jail where you could see, hear, touch and continue to communicate with him? Laws are in place for a reason people and nobody (you, me and the rest of the world) has the right to choose when to follow them. Especially when dealing with the act of killing something. Use your brains people. Anger/sadness/rage/loss or whatever else you feel is not an excuse for the law. And to the lady who got bit by a cat...IT'S A CAT!!!! Get over it. Are you pissed because it took 4 hours to heal? And the animal is the one who needs to get shot....ha!....what a wonderful world it would be.
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From the previous quoted section:
"Anger/sadness/rage/loss or whatever else you feel is not an excuse for the law."

Then why are relatives of the homicide victim, for example, called upon to express their "Anger/sadness/rage/loss", for consideration during the penalty phase of the trial?

"Anger/sadness/rage/loss" are the reason for laws in the first place. So that people will be forced to pay for the "Anger/sadness/rage/loss" their actions have created.

When the law won't adequately do it's job, then concerned/affected citizens need to step up.
 
yesterday i got bit by a dog ime not using any rat poison good old .22 to the neck clean entrance and exit.
 
Wow, to all those who gave me so many interesting ideas about how to kill my neighbors mutts I really appreciate it, and too all those who are sticking up for the damn mutts, well you can eat shit. You fuckin idiots have never had a dog keep you up all night cos the neighbors were out of town and left there dog out. My neighbors dogs bark at the clouds,birds,squirrels,passer-bys,anything.. and I'm fed up. That lil fucker is gonna die, and I'll tell you another thing, you people in all your fuckin love for these worthless creatures most likely are the hypocritical worms that wear leather and eat all the meat you can get your fingers around. So yea, I'm gonna kill their dogs and then after I see the neigbors selling dope, I'm gonna call the law on 'em. :big laugh::big laugh:
 
Great information about how to poison a dog. I think my neighbor should be held responsible but since they want I will start sprinkling my yard with chocolate and mac nuts and rat poison so it they love their dog they will keep them out of my yard...
 
All dogs should be dressed in ultra tight rubber gimp outfits and then paraded in a gay pride celebration, embarrassing the dogs to the extent that they will be too ashamed to attack again.
I hope this helps.
 
There is no way to convince any dog exploited neighbor where every one of my surround has adopted at least on mongrel for only purpose to bark outside when the owner is out for work or even overnights.
Dog is used not as an animal even but as a barking device for security(?). There is no threat in our area, no single case for ever. But only dog fights on the street.
Wondering how inventive people could be to kill each other from other side of the planet and how humane they are when their dogs make neighbor's live miserable.
Just illustration:
"Air Force records show that at least 6,542 spraying missions took place over the course of Operation Ranch Hand. By 1971, 12 percent of the total area of South Vietnam had been sprayed with defoliating chemicals, which were often applied at rates that were 13 times as high as the legal USDA limit. In South Vietnam alone, an estimated 10 million hectares of agricultural land were ultimately destroyed. In some areas TCDD concentrations in soil and water were hundreds of times greater than the levels considered "safe" by the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency. Overall, more than 20% of South Vietnam's forests were sprayed at least once over a nine year period.
According to Vietnamese Ministry of Foreign Affairs, 4.8 million Vietnamese people were exposed to Agent Orange, resulting in 400,000 people being killed or maimed, and 500,000 children born with birth defects."
- If mass poisoning Vietnamese on the other side of the Earth is ok than why should i consider someone's dog rights crapping my property or affecting my blood pressure and headache?
 
When your little son complains that he fell asleep in the classroom because there was no chance to do it during the night taken by neighbor's dog barking badly, what would you do?
I think the most dog-brained folks would advise: This is your hemorrhoid, do not touch the dog!
 
my nieghbor shot my 2 puppies down the road so im going to sit across the road from there house with my scoped .223 and im gonna pick off both his dogs and all 10 of his chickens hahahaha i dont get mad i get even:clubbing:
 
Hitler loved his dogs too...
They were his guardians in the room and in concentration camps. We, Americans, love dogs, they are like our kids and guardians. They are not like a humans, they are 4-legged.
There are good humans and bad humans. When we see somewhere bad president we send our army with missiles to kill his soldiers and to arrest him. We know bad man does not deserve to have guardians and we want them murdered.
Young people who guard their homeland become a target of our missiles. We know how their mothers and fathers will cry and we want it because we do not like their president. Our democracy is developed for all and everyone on this damn planet and they have to have the leaders WE like...
All i wanted to say is if we may kill dirt slavs, dirt semito-anti-semites or whoever 2-legged, why cannot we poison 4-legged dogs? Because we scared of revenge from the neighbors or any disturbing consequences. This is real fear! And hitlers with dogs assured that we are ok to kill innocent people if that is legal but we will not touch their dogs because it's illegal.
 
Groovy...the neighbors dog barks all night right by my bedroom window and howls and all that groovy great stuff and of course this same nieghbors cats come over and poop in my yard (use it as a sand box) and scratch up my stuff...I live in the USA where a whole lot of whinning sometimes works...I repeatly whined to the authorites and finally the neighbors got a hefty fine because I had proof...
I understand u said u live in a South Africa and stuff...so I wish things would work the same way there as here!!! Its awful they killled ur cat tho:(
 
How is it that I can't kill an animal that is a nuisance, but you can kill animals for food? Your level of hypocrisy disgusts me.
 
Unregistered said:
dont kill those dogs you sick F***! what the He** is wrong with you. keep the cats in your garage or put chicken wire on top of your fence. killing is not the only solution. You are a sick BAST*** i am majoring in phycology if you know anything about criminal phycology most murders and rapists start by torchering and killing animals. you have a criminal mind and should be put in jail for even wanting to kill an animal!!!!
GO TO HELL YOU CRIMINAL!
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Maybe you should learn how to spell psychology then.

And you eat animals do you not? Hypocrite.
 
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