Need to painlessly poison and kill my neighbor's dogs?

[Unregistered]

I too came on this site to find a way to kill my neighbor's dog, and I read this entire thread.

No one here really WANTS to kill their neighbor's dog. We wouldn't even think of it, had those dogs not interfered with our daily lives so much. Sure, it is unethical, but in the end, there is only so much someone can take. There is only so much one can do to fix the problem in a humane manner, but the truth is:
1) the owner is a stupid thug and doesn't give a shit. in fact, I don't even really want to talk to them, they might go all gangster thug on my ass (just like their pit bull) and try to kick my ass
2) the police doesn't give a shit. animal control doesn't give a shit.
3) the barking isn't going away anytime soon, and just because the owner of that dog can't shut his dog up, doesn't mean I personally have to suffer for it.

The dog next door barks at me and my room mates everytime we're in the back yard. You think it'd eventually get used to seeing us and stfu or get tired of barking, but it doesn't. It starts barking like crazy everytime we step outside and it's come to the point we can't even enjoy our back yard or have friends over. Our dog is scared to go outside, and we can't play with him in our own back yard.

I wish I didn't have to do this, but I care more about my peace of mind and my own dog's happiness than I care about the life of that dog. That dog is left outside ALL the time, and the owners are some ghetto guys who never give it any attention. I will probably be doing it a favor.

All you tree-huggers, all you can do is yell "OMG I'd rather you guys or your children die than some annoying ass unloved barking dog!!" Just listen to yourself. You sound like a fucking idiot. Plenty of people die everyday from horrible things, that are completely innocent. Why aren't you helping them? A dog that the owner doesn't even give a shit about is ruining a bunch of people's everyday life. In most places, people wouldn't hesitate to beat the shit out of a stray dog for shits and giggles. We only want to live in peace and not have a nuisance constantly pissing us off.

If you guys had a dog keeping you awake at night and finding shit in your hard and threatening you and your family, I fucking guarantee you, that you will start to feel differently. I truly wish I did not have to resort to this, but I will be making some cocktails soon for lil ole buddy next door. Hopefully, I will be able to enjoy my back yard with my NICE dog who doesn't bark at everything, and my friends will not be scared or annoyed when they come over.

All of you who think otherwise, you really are an inconsiderate idiot. If I walked around your back yard every night with a weapon, screaming at you and talking shit to you and your friends, EVERY day, waking you up and shitting in your yard, are you going to be like "Oh its just a human. It's cool!" Or will you be pissed? If you say that you will be pissed at a human for doing this, but not a dog, then why don't you just go fuck a dog and eat your own shit and die. Maybe I'll feed you some poison too.

 

[Unregistered]

agree

I have taken in 5 stray cats but I have one I need to get rid of. I am a hunter and don't mind killing any animal because it is an animal and the cycle of life says its below me. My problem is my wife is attaced to this piece of shit cat and she cannot know I killed it. I need something untraceable.

As far as the dogs go, fuck them to. If it wasn't for them being good hunter's hundreds of years ago they would be on our dinner tables like pork or beef.

 

[Unregistered]

let the dog in your yard via meatballs cooling off on the porch, make eye contact with the piece of shit. get it to attack you, then grab it by the tail and break its neck like a two year old. hang its skin from your front door and send the rest to your neighbor in a christmas gift rapped box, seperatly send the head with a pink bow wrapped around it in a seperate but nicly wrapped box., then... get a truck full of worthless strays an a ton of tuna and let them out into theyre yard.
try fire works to make the dogs deaf, squirt gun full of anti freeze to the face, and heroin mixed with bacon grease smothered on a pile of dog treat bones.
i would rather invite a hot hooker over for sex on the account that he shoot his dogs in the basement for a simple blow job stab them in the head for anal.
tie em up to the back of a truck and drag em.
back over one and crush it. fill a kitten up with poison and toss it over the fence.
stick a fire work in its asshole.
find a bobcat a cayote and a bear lead them to the bait.
sniper rifels. ham full of razor blades. poison dart tips. tazers.
sedate it then cut its paws off and melt the stumps together.
throw a fast ball at its head.
lastly dig a hole in the ground and cover it with leaves and twigs. make the hole better by making it 6 feet deep and placing sharp sticks up in the air at an angle so it cant get out. then just pour gas on it set it on fire and fill the hole in with concrete.

 

[DOGKILLA]

I kill dogs for food, (something I learnt from Korea), as we have a lot of thugs like your neighbors around here and they always have dogs - mostly so they can fight them, so I'm doing the dogs a good service too, by stopping there intense suffering.

I use a wire looped to grab one front paw, then use duct tape to cover its jaw to stop it biting me, then loop a rope over its back attached to its leg so that you can stand on its back and force both legs to meet over its back.

This will kill a dog instantly, then hang it like a pig, from it's hind legs with its jugular cut.

Dog meat is actually quite good, and as I have so much (wish I was nearer to you, as I do provide a service) I sell it to some butchers who add it to sausage meat, their customers rave about them, but dont know what the secret ingredient is!

Just to show that I am less sick than the dog owners I target, last week I kidnapped two labrador dogs, I had to take both as their hind legs and tails had been cable tied together, and they had been introduced to a pack of 3 pit bulls.

Unfortunately their injuries were so bad they couldn't be used for meat.

If you're not going to eat or sell them (fur has a value too) then best/easist thing is to leave several bowls of anti-freeze, or just club them to death.

(I've also seen cable ties being put around their throat, but that is very cruel)

 

[Unregistered]

Hi ,

I have tried rat poison in mince meat , dog still lives
have tried snail bait in mince meat = dog still lives
tried broken glass in mice meat dog still lives
tried asprin in mince meat dog still lives

After i tried all these attempts to kill the dog it dissappears for a day or 2 and returns .

Can some one please tell me the best way to kill a gog with poison as I have had no luck with all my previous methods

Well when it disappeared for 1 or 2 days...was probably sick and sent to the "vet" lol.

You have to put alot of rat poision...keep trying don't give up, have you tried chocolate yet? Worse comes to worse...use antifreeze but make damn sure no one sees you. You might want to wait unitl around 3 or 4 am. ( I would hit them in the head with a shovel and kill them and dump their dirty doggie bodies in a lake or something!)

 

[Unregistered]

did anyof you kills any dogs yet and how was it?

Wow, to all those who gave me so many interesting ideas about how to kill my neighbors mutts I really appreciate it, and too all those who are sticking up for the damn mutts, well you can eat shit. You fuckin idiots have never had a dog keep you up all night cos the neighbors were out of town and left there dog out. My neighbors dogs bark at the clouds,birds,squirrels,passer-bys,anything.. and I'm fed up. That lil fucker is gonna die, and I'll tell you another thing, you people in all your fuckin love for these worthless creatures most likely are the hypocritical worms that wear leather and eat all the meat you can get your fingers around. So yea, I'm gonna kill their dogs and then after I see the neigbors selling dope, I'm gonna call the law on 'em. :big laugh::big laugh:

hey did you kill the dirty mutt yet? has anyone did it? just wonder how it went and did any of you's get questioned?

 

[Unregistered]

thats hy

:vaccum:

 

[Kill em all]

F*** all you tree hugging dog lovers. I own several dogs, and I keep them in a yard 24/7 and trained. For all you people that say poisoning a problem dog is cruel.......F*** You. IF an owner does not care for a dog properly or restrain him properly. Kill em all. The owner should be put in jail. I have killed several dogs legally that came onto my property multiple times. They dug under my fence trying to get to my dogs. Dog pound would not do anything. Owner......as usual was an A**hole.

My recipe. A bowl of antifreeze filled to the rim with soaked pork rinds. Kills em dead EVERY TIME. I put the bowl ON MY PROPERTY. The owner asked me if I had done it, and I told him HELL YEAH. Take me to court....... Needless to say, I had the law on my side.

 

[Dogs=Children?]

So you hate me for poisoning a dog and you hope my children die? Who is the sick fuck?

 

[Unregistered]

This works

Take a large fish hook and hide it in a piece of bread. Then cover with peanut butter. All dogs love peanut butter and cannot resist it.
After the dog has swallowed down the bread the fishhook will become lodged somewhere inside and puncture something causing internal haemoraging. After around 3 days the dog will be dead.
I am sure this will be a most uncomfortable end to the wretched creature but who cares,because after all we are all here to learn how to fuck up the canine enemy right.

This is a proven and tested method.

 

[Unregistered]

You fuckin Tree humpers...
You react violently towards killing dogs but choose to turn away when you see soldiers butchering civilians in Iraq?
You would rather sleep with your dog than ACTUAL people?
You fuckers really need to get a social life.

If you asked me...I'd kill that dog by pouring acid all over it. That way, you get to emotionally scar your idiot neighbors for life...For them, it would seem like you murdered their child.
If you get jail time, then it will still be worth it.

 

[Unregistered]

We been living in our home for 13 yrs now. We just got some dirty ghetto neighbors. That have like 15 bags of trash on the side of there house. This can cause rats and roaches that we do NOT need. Also they got 2 vicious pits that are so annoying. We cant even go outside because they continually bark at u and are beginning to dig under the fence. Ive told the neighbors but no one cares. I have a 3 yr old son that loves to play outside, evryday. I HATE there dogs. I am an animal lover. Growing up I had ALL kinds of pets, reptiles, birds, farm animals, etc. These dogs are so Vicious, I swear if they tried steeping foot in my yard there fukin dead! So to prevent from any of my family getting bit, them dogs will DEFINITELY DIE SOON!

 

[Unregistered]

just get a .22lr and shoot it. especially if its your yard and is a danger to yourself or family. look up laws pertaining to defensing from animals or w/e. or take them to court and sue them for all their money and get there dogs "put down"

 

[I Hate Cats]

Will these same tricks work on cats? I live on a university campus and the local community brings their unwanted cats here to release them. Apparently these idiots are too sensitive to kill their cats in a humane way, so they starve to death or get hit by cars, breed and are generally nuisances. Lately they have worked their way under our building and like to fight and mate their. I am going to kill them all, but I'd rather do it as painlessly as possible. Is the rat poison thing relatively painless? Will it work on these feline flea bags?

 

[Unregistered]

The fastest way to dispose of these pests are by using a blade or a firearm

I have been stumped by mysterious feces and gnawed clothing and furniture in my yard.
I tried mixing the inner powder of an alkaline battery with some gravy and left it in my backyard. Guess what, neighbors dog dies a few days later.

For those who say go to hell, I am in hell already and I will enjoy cutting you up piece..by piece..by piece

 

[Unregistered]

Fuck all you fuckers that think killing a viscous dog is wrong you all deserve antifreeze in your coffee you shower of pathetic smart mouthed low protesting dirty rotten cunts!!! I'd kill any fucking dog to protect me or anyone or anything belonging to me so get over yourselves you shower of bastards!!!!

 

[Mildot762]

I love this thread. When I was stationed at Ft. Benning GA there were shit tons of cats that came around and ripped open all the trash. I'd use a racoon cage trap to catch them and then take a short drive down to the river, tie a rope to the cage, and toss the little fucker in. Wait 2 or 3 minutes, then presto. Dead cat.

Yeah, in a perfect world you call animal control, blah blah blah. The system doesn't fucking work most of the time. PETS should be restrained at ALL TIMES by the owner. If the owner is too sorry to do this then it becomes a nuisance animal. Sometimes, as distasteful as it can be, you have to man up and handle shit yourself.

I've read a lot of the threads on here. People that say you or your children should die and you'll go to hell for killing animals....you are fucking idiots. I'd love to meet you in person. An animal's life is NEVER worth as much as a person. I have two dogs, and love them, but I'd kill them in a heartbeat to save a human life. If you are being terrorized by someone's animal constantly (barking, growling, killing your pets, shitting in your yard, etc.) then defend your fucking self. You won't go to hell, and noone on this forum is going to track you down lol. Just be smart about it, destroy the evidence, pay cash for stuff, buy it the next town over, etc.

One more thing to add. On page 1 or 2, the marine who was talking shit about being in Iraq and this and that. Be a quiet professional, motherfucker. The people who talk about war the most have done the least. You just make the military sound like ass clowns. Control your craving to be a keyboard tough guy, noone is scared of you. Oh yeah, and Rangers Lead the Way.

 

[Unregistered]

Your All Fucking Sick FUCKS! You guys need to be poisioned... Before you go destroying an animal imagen someone killing your pet (who you love and care about)! Fuck sake what is wrong with people these days. I Have Animal and the thought of someone trying to kill one of my animal upsets me beyond belief. Jesus Christ people what gives you the right to kill an animal for no reason just because "YOU" don't like them! Get a Grip And grow up...

There are more post like this, but I'll just use this for a generic example.

1. Imagine someone killing your pet....well, I take care of my pets. I don't let them become a nuisance. Noone would want to kill them. If I was a sorry piece of shit and let them run amok and do whatever they wanted to and disturb or harrass other people, I wouldn't blame them if they did kill the damn things.

2. You just said the people who posted need to be poisoned, but the thought of doing it to an animal is "beyond belief". You clearly have issues.

3. They are not killing the animal because they don't like them (or fuck they may be, who cares)... the animals are not being cared for or disciplined properly and are causing other parties to suffer because of the owner's carelessness.

4. What gives them the right? I believe all people have a right to live their lives in peace, and not be tortured by someone else's animal. If the owner won't fix the problem then you may have to fix it yourself.

The moral to this story is take care of your fucking pets, people. Don't let them affect someone else's life because of your lack of attention. If it barks, muzzle that bitch. Put a bark collar on it. Keep it on a chain or in a fenced in yard. Pick up its shit. Play with it. These are not hard things to do. If you don't take care of it, it may be laying dead in your yard one day.

This is not some happy nice fairy tale world we live in. Sometimes you have to do a little bad to do a whole lot of good.

 

[Unregistered]

soak french bread in antifreeze

i can attest from personal experience, this works

 

[Unregistered]

We been living in our home for 13 yrs now. We just got some dirty ghetto neighbors. That have like 15 bags of trash on the side of there house. This can cause rats and roaches that we do NOT need. Also they got 2 vicious pits that are so annoying. We cant even go outside because they continually bark at u and are beginning to dig under the fence. Ive told the neighbors but no one cares. I have a 3 yr old son that loves to play outside, evryday. I HATE there dogs. I am an animal lover. Growing up I had ALL kinds of pets, reptiles, birds, farm animals, etc. These dogs are so Vicious, I swear if they tried steeping foot in my yard there fukin dead! So to prevent from any of my family getting bit, them dogs will DEFINITELY DIE SOON!

hey man, soak some bread in anti-freeze and toss it right into their yard. They will die within 2 days, especially if the neighbors are niggers who don't clean their trash, not like they would take it to the vet.

I did this to middle class owners by throwing it into their yard at night, they tried to save their nuisance dog at the vet next morning when he was sick but he still died.

good luck