Need to painlessly poison and kill my neighbor's dogs?

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I try rat poison, castor beans but it failed. Dogs are living. I dont know what I would try in next time. Do you have anybody any tip?
 
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I try rat poison, castor beans but it failed. Dogs are living. I dont know what I would try in next time. Do you have anybody any tip?

Rat poison will kill a dog as will antifreeze. The problem is getting the dog to eat it. My guess is that the dog didn't eat the poison because it didn't find it or ignored it. Did you mix the poison with meat? That makes it more tempting to little doggy. You've got to put it in the right place, not so visible that the owner will notice it and call the authorities but also not tucked away so the the dog will never find it. It's not easy to find the right balance.

Be careful. If you've tried to snuff the dog a couple of times the owner may have found the poison and be keeping a watch. Good luck!
 
Rat poison will kill a dog as will antifreeze. The problem is getting the dog to eat it. My guess is that the dog didn't eat the poison because it didn't find it or ignored it. Did you mix the poison with meat? That makes it more tempting to little doggy. You've got to put it in the right place, not so visible that the owner will notice it and call the authorities but also not tucked away so the the dog will never find it. It's not easy to find the right balance.

Be careful. If you've tried to snuff the dog a couple of times the owner may have found the poison and be keeping a watch. Good luck!


Thank you for your counsel. I mixed rat poison with meat and castor beans with meat. Dogs eaten it, but they are living.

I try pure caffeine in next time...... .
 
SHUT THE FUCK UP U DUMB FUCK "ASK THE FUCKIN NAIHBOOR ??!?! FUCK U BITCH IV TRIED AT LEAST 10 FUCKIN TIMES" THEY DONT GIVE A FLYING FUCK THIER STUPID AS FUCK LIKE U.
 
siigh hi evryone i need help im a teen girl im 17 and i just moved into a place next to 2 fuckin LOUD geman abused sheperds its so sick they bark all day and all night literally like i dont even kno if they sleep i get woken up at 4 in the moring and they go till 9 when i leave for school when i get back at 3 thier still barkin and they go late till about 1am its consrent this summer they had puppies and the puppies were not takin care of so they screamed and screamed all summer long anyway iv talked to the neighbors thier so dumb they dont give a fuck .the yard the dogs live in looks like an actual garbage dump its so nasty thiers old everything in thier yard they have 7 freezers in the fuckin yard and a million other nasty things layng around the dogs run on lines frantaclly swinging thier heads around barkin for help it seems uhg i dont kno what to do i wana poisen them so bad but i feel so guilty for thinkin that way :/ can some one reasure me that its okay and that they did it befor and its okay couse im super scrd i have my radio and tv so loud to try and block out the sound X.X last straw so stressed :/ sorry for spellin i type super fast and im not going to correct it
 
siigh hi evryone i need help im a teen girl im 17 and i just moved into a place next to 2 fuckin LOUD geman abused sheperds its so sick they bark all day and all night literally like i dont even kno if they sleep i get woken up at 4 in the moring and they go till 9 when i leave for school when i get back at 3 thier still barkin and they go late till about 1am its consrent this summer they had puppies and the puppies were not takin care of so they screamed and screamed all summer long anyway iv talked to the neighbors thier so dumb they dont give a fuck .the yard the dogs live in looks like an actual garbage dump its so nasty thiers old everything in thier yard they have 7 freezers in the fuckin yard and a million other nasty things layng around the dogs run on lines frantaclly swinging thier heads around barkin for help it seems uhg i dont kno what to do i wana poisen them so bad but i feel so guilty for thinkin that way :/ can some one reasure me that its okay and that they did it befor and its okay couse im super scrd i have my radio and tv so loud to try and block out the sound X.X last straw so stressed :/ sorry for spellin i type super fast and im not going to correct it

siigh hi evryone i need help im a teen girl im 17 and i just moved into a place next to 2 fuckin LOUD geman abused sheperds its so sick they bark all day and all night literally like i dont even kno if they sleep i get woken up at 4 in the moring and they go till 9 when i leave for school when i get back at 3 thier still barkin and they go late till about 1am its consrent this summer they had puppies and the puppies were not takin care of so they screamed and screamed all summer long anyway iv talked to the neighbors thier so dumb they dont give a fuck .the yard the dogs live in looks like an actual garbage dump its so nasty thiers old everything in thier yard they have 7 freezers in the fuckin yard and a million other nasty things layng around the dogs run on lines frantaclly swinging thier heads around barkin for help it seems uhg i dont kno what to do i wana poisen them so bad but i feel so guilty for thinkin that way :/ can some one reasure me that its okay and that they did it befor and its okay couse im super scrd i have my radio and tv so loud to try and block out the sound X.X last straw so stressed :/ sorry for spellin i type super fast and im not going to correct it

With all respect, I don't think you're going to get the reassurance you want - it would be a very foolish person who admitted on a public forum that they have committed a crime that carries a jail sentence in many countries. Call me paranoid (I've been called worse!) but as far as I know it's possible to trace even unregistered posts in some cases and I can't help wondering if the only reason a thread like this, on a pet lovers' forum, has been allowed to go on for so long is that "the authorities" are aware of it and monitoring it. Call me doubly paranoid (I've still been called worse!) but it did cross my mind that your post was an attempt by those same "authorities" to get people to admit to poisoning a dog and then try to find them - after all, we can all sympathise with a teenage girl living away from home and people may be a bit less guarded about what they write. I'll treat your post at face value though so if you're genuine, I apologise for doubting you. And if not - well, I still get to see myself in print.

To answer your question (at last): no, it's not OK to poison a dog. It is a very nasty thing to do and can cause the animal much suffering. On the other hand, it is not OK either to be subjected day and night to the unpleasant and literally maddening noise of a barking dog. As a result of inept and weak lawmaking, there is very little you can legally do about it without spending a shedload of money unless the neighbour is willing to cooperate, and that almost never happens. So basically it comes down to a choice of two evils - kill the dog or quietly go mad in your own home. In your case I'd strongly advise against killing the dogs as you say that you've talked to the neighbours, so you would be the chief suspect and your young life could be ruined. Moving would be a better option, unless the situation resolves itself by the neighbours themselves moving away.

I hope this helps a bit. I've been there myself and I know what you must be going through. Good luck!
 
bottom line...

The bottom line to everyone is that if you own a pet keep it on a leash or in your yard and there wont be any problems. I am a pet lover but come on common sense your pet may not and most cases wont act the same with strangers so keep your s**t on a leash or contained. You are only asking for problems when they start to wander out. My neighbors dog already bit me and my son and also scratched his face, took or rugs while hanging and shoes...they are a f*****g botheration and after telling there owner repeatedly and nothing is being done even after calling the dog catcher sh*ts going down now...soooooo with that being said, RAT POISON IT IS!
 
You are all sick. Listen to your selves ! "how can I kill my neighbors dog ? " god forbid but if it ever happens I hope you go to jail and rot ."
 
KILLER PLANT 'Monkshood' - Aconitum Napellus.

The garden plant, Aconitum Napellus commonly named 'Monkshood' is one of the most toxic plants known to man. In Europe the poison, that was collected from this plant was used to kill Wolves and mad dogs hence its other name Wolfsbane or Dogsbane. Monkshood is a genus of over 250 species of Aconitum that belong to the Buttercup - Ranunculaceæ family of plants.

Monkshood has actually been grown in gardens, conservatories and greenhouses for many hundreds of years and the very toxic nature of the plant has been written about as early as the sixteenth century but was known about much longer, how about Ancient Rome for example.

Below is a typical growth of a species of Monkshood called Aconitum Vulparia , distinguished by its bright yellow monkshood petals.

All parts of the Monkshood plant are poisonous and it must be handled with care. You should wear gloves and wash your hands after touching it as even a mild dose of its poison can cause a serious allergic reaction that can render the 'victim' in need of medical treatment.

You don't have to take in the poison by mouth, it can be absorbed through the skin. Be it the stem, the sap, the petals or the roots, this plant is a killer if not given all due care and respect. Many people through the ages have been killed either accidentally or even on purpose by this plant...the assassins plant of choice !

The poison in Monkshood is called aconitine and is classed as an Alkaloid toxin, one of the deadliest and most formidable poisonous substances known to man and the symptoms of being seriously poisoned are burning sensations inside the mouth, dizziness, headaches and vomiting.

If larger quantities of the poison are ingested then breathing will become difficult followed shortly by paralysis and convulsions leading to asphyxiation due to gross blood circuit failure, the victim writhes in agony his spasms however rapidly decrease as coma takes hold leading to imminent death.

Normally the whole time period from ingesting to death depending on the quantity of toxin absorption is about an hour, its a slow and painful death similar to strychnine poisoning. However most instances of contact from this plants foliage are just to touch the petals and this will result in irritation, slight dizziness and a little nausea, death only really happens if the plant is eaten.

Recently though a young Canadian Actor Andre Noble died on July 30, 2004 when it is believed that he mistook Monkshood for an edible flower whilst out on a camping trip, he died shortly after.

It was reported by the UK Newspaper ' the Sunday Mirror ' that Pakistan Cricket coach Bob Woolmer was poisoned to death during the 2007 Cricket World Cup and we can assume it was with aconite, derived from Monkshood . However, later evidence suggested that he died of natural causes.

I just hope that the Police forensic department and indeed medical profession know that (as far as my research has uncovered ) aconite poisoning leaves no trace in the blood and the victim resembles one who has died of asphyxia. This is one of the main reasons why Monkshood is the perfect murder weapon.

If large amounts of water, say three to five pints for the average adult is drank relatively quickly after ingestion of the toxins then recovery is possible in the early stages. People have survived and death is not a common occurrence with Monkshood as only small amounts of the poison are usually ingested.

Although extremely poisonous and maybe the most toxic plant in the World the Monkshood is also one of the most beautiful plants. The plant has a such a wonderful shaped blossom in that it perfectly mimics the shape of a monks hood and hence derives its name.

Below is a excellent side view of the Monkshoods blossom with dark veins giving an extra illustration of the petals texture.
 
Cats r better than dogs...dogs r the incarnation of evil!!...cats r the protector of souls....dogs don't do shit but bark man...and if a dog has taken the life of another animal especially that of a household cat then the owner of the murdered cat has the tight to sue the dog owners and undoubted the dog MUST b put down because once a dog has taken the life of another living being u have lost all control I've that dog and it will keep eating more helpless animals!!!! All dogs must b wiped off the face of the planet they do more harm to our Eco system than good!!!!!
 
You guys make it sound so easy! Little parcel over fence = no more dog = blissful quiet.

It’s not been quite as simple as that…

The silly old bitch across the road from me has a small yippy dog which has been driving me nuts for about a year. Imagine a constantly squeaking shutter that no amount of oil will cure. That’s what it sounds like, and it has the same effect on me as someone running fingernails down a blackboard. I tried to do the right thing and talk to the woman but she wasn’t having any of it. She dotes on the little bastard and says it’s good that it barks as it’s a guard dog. A guard dog? That thing wouldn’t deter a child although I suppose its yipping might annoy the burglar so much he’d go somewhere else. In any case it barks at everything that moves so how would she know when it was strutting its stuff for real?

I tried one of those ultrasonic things but it was useless. I’ve waited 12 months since I complained and have decided to make the dog history. I started out trying all the household items mentioned here – raisins, grapes, macadamia nuts, ibuprofen, chocolate. I’ve tried meatballs soaked in antifreeze. Twice. I’ve mixed a shed load of rat poison with dog food and sent that over the fence. The woman’s garden must be a real toxic waste dump by now. Basically, I’ve tried everything I can to kill that dog.

Perhaps I’ve got the quantities wrong but I don’t think so. Or maybe I’m putting it in the wrong place, but I don’t think that’s it either as the dog wanders around freely in the garden. I guess I’m just a useless poisoner. Perhaps they could make a film about it starring someone good at playing incompetents, like Steve Martin or Rowan Atkinson.
I admit defeat on the poison. I’ll have to move on to Plan B (or Plan W more like) and wait till the dog gets out. There are often high winds here and in high winds fences fall down and animals get out… But I’m not counting on it. I think that dog’s unkillable like an evil monster from a horror movie.

Why can’t the little shit just DIE?
 
You are a sick, twisted, disgusting, horrible person!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I would kill you in the most painful way possible and rip you up to bits if I knew where you lived!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Than you are far, far worse than anybody that wants to get rid of animals. You want to kill humans! You are sick, get help and anbody that thinks the way this psyho needs help
 
you guys are evil...how can you even talk about killing a defenseless animal. sick f**ks!!!
 
Nice that's what I did to my neighbors dumb dog rat poison works great. Sometimes you gotta put a dumb lab in his place at doggy heaven
 
i have a dog i need to die quick and painless but it must look natural. by quick i mean within 2 min. i like the dog when he isnt being an agressive bastard but it has to die. its bitten like 10 times 3 times was the exact same 2 year old. i live with the person whom owns the dog. they wont put it down ive tried saying it needs to be before it bites again posibly killing someone. i dont want the dog to suffer, but i cant let it bite again. anyone know something that will work? again it must be very quick if not instant and painless and look natural.
 
It is difficult dealing with diseased dogs running around everywhere. I have the only dog I have ever owned and I cant even take him for walks because of vicious stray & diseased dogs. Also, my trashy ass neighbor thinks it is okay to have 17 dogs that he never vaccinates, spays, or neuters... If you do not live in a dog infested, diseased neighborhood then you shouldn't judge others who are trying to save their children and family pets from this mess. I have never killed a dog before, but i'm ready to now for my safety.
 
If the dog is in my yard its fair game. Keep the stupid thing tied up if you care about it so much. If the dog was so valuable you would not let it out of your yard.
 
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