Need to painlessly poison and kill my neighbor's dogs?

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Moron.

Sorry to whoever picked this up it was meant for the idiot who posted "**CK YOU DOG KILLERS AND GO TO HELL BASTARDS". I'm replying to my own message.

I'll say it again to"**CK YOU DOG KILLERS AND GO TO HELL BASTARDS"

Moron.

 

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Thanks for the suggestions.

The quickest way, if you live by the sea, is a smal piece of blowfish liver, they won't last an hour once eaten.

Hey that's quite the idea. I'm curious for my own info, blowfish are poisionous right, so because of that the liver besides concentrating other necessary substances concentrates poisons also? Unfortunately I don't live by the sea (I would love to) so it's not an option. I think I'm going to keep calling the cops for a while and then if it fails will take him to court to pass an ordinance and sue him for just the money I had to pay for taking him to court.

 

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I think I'm going to keep calling the cops for a while and then if it fails will take him to court to pass an ordinance and sue him for just the money I had to pay for taking him to court.

Very wise. That way the court will know you're serious about your complaint rather than just yet another litigant out to make a quick buck. Even if the judge is retardedly sentimental about dogs he or she will have to take your case seriously.

Let's hope you never have to go through it all again. If it does happen again you'll know what to do, but I'll reiterate it for the benefit of others:

DO NOT complain to the neighbour, verbally or by letter.
DO NOT call the cops
DO NOT contact whatever excuse your area has for a council/local authority
DO NOT say anything to anyone at all. Pretend that the barking doesn't bother you and if you can, pretend you like the dog.

Then you can kill it and nobody can prove anything so long as you:

PAY CASH (preferably with an automatic checkout) for all poisons
GET RID of all poison you don't use
Buy your poisons a long way from where you live
Dispose of the excess poison a long way from where you llive too
Make sure there is no trace of sites like this on your home computer.

I hope you win your case - do let us know how you get on. A victory in court for you will be a victory for the victims of selfish, stupid dog owners everywhere.

Good luck, mate!

 

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I've had to "dispose of" 3 dogs in my life, 2 from the same low-life loser family.

I have animals. I've raised poultry. They all serve a purpose. The cat rids my house of vermin. The dog protects my family .
I used to have a dog (died of old age). He was trained to follow my every command. He only barked when I told him to, commanded to guard or were having playtime. Well, mostly. They're dogs, they slip sometimes. - always in training.

The point is, if these lazy, useless piece of crap people keep an at-best useless animal, at worst dangerous, they have no reason to get upset when a person who is subject to their nuisance has to take matters into their own hands. If you can't or won't train a dog, you don't deserve a dog. If you can't or won't clean a tank, you dont' deserve a fish. It's the same thing.


Onto the advice. I've done the following.
Trap it. A raccoon cage with bait. Once you have it, it's proof it's on your property. If they want it, get the cops. Take it to the pound if you want. I trapped my ghetto neighbours pit bull in a cage, in my backyard under the swingset where my 4 year old daughter plays. I took it out to a secluded area and put .38 through the back of its head. Problem solved. Food for the buzzards.

Same crappy neighbours. Made poison turdballs and left them all over my yard the day I went on a trip to Houston. I came back to a note from the police asking me to call them, as the neighbours accused me of killing their dog. I was out of town, don't know what they're talking about. Case closed. As far as the poison used, it was a cocktail of chocolate, D-Con and ibuprofen. Mixed into peanut butter and it looks like a turd.

Different shitty neighbour who has 3 dogs, all of them relentless barkers, serve no purpose in life to but to diminish the quality of life of the whole neighbourhood. My friends who live a 1/2 mile away complained about them, as well as my immediate nighbours and theirs and who knows who else in between. Solution - same dog-turd cocktail hucked over their fence while on a jog. 2 of the 3 are gone. They have since got a new puppy - some worthless inbred toy garbage breed that has no reason to exist. I hope they train it, or they won't have it long.

 

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All excellent responses - thanks.

Thanks to all for the encouragement. It's been very supportive unlike the people earlier accusing persons of thinking about poisoning animals as "potential serial killers" or telling them to "**uck themselves and go to hell". It's great to hear intelligent response to (for me at least and I'm sure many others) a serious problem. I'm going through a very low point in life right now, suffering from depression, and moved to this area from another one that was making it worse and then I get this. Thanks again.

 

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It seems like EVERY family these days has to have at least 1 dog. I'm not sure if it's a fashion thing or they just buy it for the kids and then forget about it when the novelty wears off. They never walk it and only interact with it once a day to give it some food and maybe a pat on the head if it's lucky so obviously it gets bored to the point of insanity and barks non stop.

And yet when someone complains about the dog it instantly becomes the most important thing in the world to the owner...it's part of the family after all!

I actually believe that many dog owners enjoy inflicting misery on their neighbors knowing full well that the police and animal control can't touch them so it's a nice feeling everytime I read a post on here from someone who has taken matters into their own hands. Dog owners need to understand that people are fed up and they WILL kill your dog.

 

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I cannot believe what I am reading! You people are fucking sick!

 

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Beleive it.

I cannot believe what I am reading! You people are fucking sick!

Believe it, then go away.

 

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I cannot believe what I am reading! You people are fucking sick!

I'm not sick I just hate being kept awake all night and the authorities won't help me.

 

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I cannot believe what I am reading! You people are fucking sick!

You may be right in some way, but not the one you're thinking.
Barking dogs create an actual, physiological response in human beings. THe same way a crying baby triggers a parenting response in humans (baby cry, must pick it up and comfort it - it's too annoying to let it cry!).
A barking dog triggers the fight-or-flight response in humans. It's evolution - a pack-hunting canine emitting a yelp is something that the human animal takes as an "oh-shyT!". It's not a learned or conditioned response; it's physiological.

Now put the human mind under that stress all day. It's not just the noise level that keeps people up - many people learn to sleep through passing trains. It's the character of the bark - we evolved to be on heightened alert. It will wake you up. It will put your body under stress.
Keep that up day after day, week after week, year after year... it will literally drive a person crazy!

Why not the owners? Half the time they are drunks, druggies, bikers, ghetto ass losers who are already living under those stsressors, or are under the influence of substances so the effect is not normal. Everyone else, I've noticed, that seems like 'normal' people, they are the ones that leave their dog outside while they arent' home to bark all weekend or during the day until they get home. They also let their dogs run around the neighborhood so they don't have to deal with them. Sheer laziness.


SO don't be too hard on the poor people who are at their wits end on what to do when they've been suffering under this stress for months or even years on end. It is not just frustration on their part - it is a type of stress-induced trauma. Fight or flight, and they've got nowhere to run to; all they have left is fight.

 

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I cannot believe what I am reading! You people are fucking sick!

Gosh, that's original! The sad thing is that the stupid and antisocial owners of these dogs seem unable to learn from a simple cause and effect situation. Their constant repetition of "You're sick!" accompanied by threats and abuse is no more intelligent than their dogs' barking, and in a way, less so. Dogs bark because they don't know any better. Anyone who has the mental capacity to use a computer to write these messages SHOULD be able to work out, if they stop to think for a moment, that if their dogs weren't a public nuisance we wouldn't want to kill them. But no, they either can't or won't make the connection.

There are cases where people kill animals for fun, and they really are sick. There are other reasons too why someone may kill a dog - revenge for something unrelated to the dog, harassment, gang initiation, or facilitation of unlawful entry to the premises. But these form very much a minority of cases. Almost always people kill, or try to kill dogs because those dogs are driving them mad and they can get no legal support.

These irresponsible, idiot dog can yap away as much as they like about us being sick bastards destined for hell - nobody's forced to read their comments. We ARE forced to listen to their dogs and until they realise that WE DO NOT WANT TO, their poor dogs will continue to be victims of their stupidity and selfishness.

 

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I loathe barking dogs, or more accurately, I loathe the barking OF dogs, rather than the animals themselves. I actually feel quite sorry for the poor dogs who, where I live, are left outside 24/7, sometimes in temperatures of minus 20, and are given no affection or attention at all. That's why they howl and bark - wouldn't you?

But whatever else I may be, I'm not a hypocrite. I'll admit that when I had a serious barking problem I wanted that dog dead. Its constant yapping grated on my nerves so much that I didn't care how painful its death was. No, let's be honest, I WANTED it to suffer. I would have paid as much as I could afford - or more - to do things to that dog that no rational human being should ever think of.

The owner of the dog turned out to be OK after all and the dog hardly barks at all now. I won't say I like the dog but I wish it no harm any more and am not exactly proud of my violent thoughts towards it.

I was lucky. I still hear other dogs barking from time to time but it's never late at night and I can live with it. But from the experience of that dog that drove me nuts with its constant yapping, I can easily understand why people kill dogs. I tried to kill that nuisance dog myself but (fortunately?) failed.

The bottom line is that for all the anthropomorphic qualities ("part of the family" and other bullshit) ascribed to dogs, they are dumb animals that will bark when distressed as they know no better. They are blameless, when push comes to shove, but tell that to someone who's lain awake night after night listening to barking and they understandably can't see it.

If the authorities could be relied on to help, that would be great. But they can't, as is well documented here. That's why people are driven to poisoning dogs.

I have tried to make this as simple as possible to understand, but have probably failed. It probably needs someone proficient at dealing with retarded kids to explain to these anti-social dog owners that so long as they continue to allow their dogs to harass others, they will be making victims of the pets they claim to care about.

 

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Trolling

I cannot believe what I am reading! You people are fucking sick!

Yeah, I used to like trolling too. A while ago I found a political website expressing views I found offensive. One night, after a few beers, I posted a load of incoherent and senseless abuse on that site. This became quite a habit until I realised that at least the posters on that site expresssed their views in an articulate and intelligent way, even though I strongly disagreed whith what thay said. On the other hand, I was just writing mindless abuse. So I grew up and stopped.

Whoever wrote this (and similar posts) should do the same.

 

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Yeah, I used to like trolling too. A while ago I found a political website expressing views I found offensive. One night, after a few beers, I posted a load of incoherent and senseless abuse on that site. This became quite a habit until I realised that at least the posters on that site expresssed their views in an articulate and intelligent way, even though I strongly disagreed whith what thay said. On the other hand, I was just writing mindless abuse. So I grew up and stopped.

Whoever wrote this (and similar posts) should do the same.

Hey I like that! I just learned that term "trolling". It's already taught me quite a lot. So I just usually write one quick, pithy remark and no more. There's no use to respond any more and waste precious moments of your life on vapid people like this.

Anyway, I'm the person who has (I hope had) this problem with the dumb barking dog and am going to resort to most likely taking the lazy owner to court. However, the person seems to be making an effort to reign in this pooch (actually there are two and they fight, one is very obnoxious). I was at my wits dealing with this, and depression, but lately they let it out at times when I can put up with it and that to me says a lot (this is after I called the cops). Yes, I was surprised too that they responded, but they did. I'm hoping to save a lot of time, effort, and aggravation by not taking this owner to court.

Again I say this has been a pleasant experience for me ending up on this thread as I can see that others feel the same way and it is comforting. It's also reassuring to feel that taking the law into your own hands (when justified and authorities DO NOT help) when necessary, in this case to rid your life of an offending animal is not wrong. It would very much pain me to kill the dog (the louder of the two) but what is my choice if the law has no teeth and police don't care?

I'm hoping for the best outcome here. Thanks to all.

 

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I just want to know why dogs have more rights than humans these days. If i was to go outside at 2am and bash a piece of wood with a hammer for an hour, a sharp noise which carries similar to a dog barking, i would have neighbors out yelling at me and probably the police on my doorstep too. If I continued I would no doubt be arrested for disturbing the peace.

And yet when a dog barks it's perfectly fine? The police don't care, the council basically told me that unless half a dozen different houses complain they wont do anything. In fact they were sloppy enough to keep their 2 standard "Sorry but at this time..." rejection letters on their website which quickly vanished when I mentioned it.

Somewhere along the line dogs have been awarded human status, and to dare say anything bad about a dog is akin to racism. Hell i've seen it on news sites before when dogs have been poisoned , someone will comment that the dog probably barked only to be met with 100 vitriol filled replies of "you-you dog hater!". you can just picture these morons pounding their keyboards with rage in their eyes and hate in their hearts.

 

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For sure.

I just want to know why dogs have more rights than humans these days. If i was to go outside at 2am and bash a piece of wood with a hammer for an hour, a sharp noise which carries similar to a dog barking, i would have neighbors out yelling at me and probably the police on my doorstep too. If I continued I would no doubt be arrested for disturbing the peace.

And yet when a dog barks it's perfectly fine? The police don't care, the council basically told me that unless half a dozen different houses complain they wont do anything. In fact they were sloppy enough to keep their 2 standard "Sorry but at this time..." rejection letters on their website which quickly vanished when I mentioned it.

Somewhere along the line dogs have been awarded human status, and to dare say anything bad about a dog is akin to racism. Hell i've seen it on news sites before when dogs have been poisoned , someone will comment that the dog probably barked only to be met with 100 vitriol filled replies of "you-you dog hater!". you can just picture these morons pounding their keyboards with rage in their eyes and hate in their hearts.

That's it exactly. With corporations lobbying and succeeding to establish for themselves rights as human beings we are becoming worthless pieces of trash. Our governments have basically succumbed to them, human rights groups, religious organizations and other elite organizations that possess money. They no longer represent the average person and don't deserve our trust. Laws are much too complex, the system is corrupt and there are too few who represent the many. Conversely, the masses are being duped by these forces and turned against each other so nothing get done. I don't want this turned into a political tirade but that's what we face. Our governments are trash and what they value is the almighty dollar.

 

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Talk about loser.

Whats going on losers? Been awhile since I've been on here. Life is good, still have my lab that no one will ever get to. Thinking about getting a hound dog. You know the ones that howl all day. Oh you don't like it, too bad. BUNCH OF PUSSIES. carry on

Talk about loser. You're it when you 'll be holed up in your compound with your country falling apart around you. They may not get your dog but they'll get you first and I'll be laughing. Good riddance. Matthew 26:52.

 

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Whats going on losers? Been awhile since I've been on here. Life is good, still have my lab that no one will ever get to. Thinking about getting a hound dog. You know the ones that howl all day. Oh you don't like it, too bad. BUNCH OF PUSSIES. carry on

Oh and one more thing: Matthew 24:3 and Matthew 24:12. You're one of the ones in 24:12 and hope your one of the first to go.

 

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See you in hell.

Whats going on losers? Been awhile since I've been on here. Life is good, still have my lab that no one will ever get to. Thinking about getting a hound dog. You know the ones that howl all day. Oh you don't like it, too bad. BUNCH OF PUSSIES. carry on

Hey redneck! What's it like living in the most hated country in the world with the most corrupt government, worst health care, one of the highest crime rates, and most oppressive foreign policies? Your lying presidents and system don't have too much further to go as your country has been in a decline since WWII. I'm just waiting for your internal collapse and we're all moving in. There's many more of us than you and we have nothing left to lose. But you do. See you in hell.

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there is no hell or god so the joke is on you! LOL!!!!