Need to painlessly poison and kill my neighbor's dogs?

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Come up with some original insults at least. I bet you're a noisy dog owner yourself. Your lack of intelligence certainly matches theirs.

True, but the guy has to be congratulated for increasing his English vocabulary to three words. Give it five years and he'll be able to write a sentence!

 

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True, but the guy has to be congratulated for increasing his English vocabulary to three words. Give it five years and he'll be able to write a sentence!

You're right, maybe I was a bit harsh on him. At least his spelling was correct too.

 

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You people are all sick and should go to h***. Maybe he should poisen your cats instead. You sick f***!

your not the one that has to listen to barking f------g dogs all night long!! Kill the mongrels!!!

 

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This is a post from another forum, which shows how stupid dog owners can be.

"I think some horrible person poisoned my dog! I live on brown street in craigsville and last night around 3am I woke up and noticed that he was not barking. I went outside to check on him and he seemed fine but was just laying by his house, I just thought he was tired so I went back t bed. When I went outside this morning to feed him he was laying in the yard panting really hard. We tried to get him to move but he just yelped every time we touched him. He started throwing up a bunch then he just stopped breathing."

For once the general tone of the replies was to point out the obvious fact that if it was not normal for the dog to be barking at 3 am, it's no bloody wonder someone poisoned it.

Do people get a discount on dog food if they donate part of their brain for research, or something?

 

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Replying to my own post above

This is a post from another forum, which shows how stupid dog owners can be.

"I think some horrible person poisoned my dog! I live on brown street in craigsville and last night around 3am I woke up and noticed that he was not barking. I went outside to check on him and he seemed fine but was just laying by his house, I just thought he was tired so I went back t bed. When I went outside this morning to feed him he was laying in the yard panting really hard. We tried to get him to move but he just yelped every time we touched him. He started throwing up a bunch then he just stopped breathing."

For once the general tone of the replies was to point out the obvious fact that if it was not normal for the dog to be barking at 3 am, it's no bloody wonder someone poisoned it.

Do people get a discount on dog food if they donate part of their brain for research, or something?

I mean "if it WAS normal for the dog to be barking..." of course! Duh. Perhaps I'm qualified to be a dog owner!

 

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"I think some horrible person poisoned my dog! I live on brown street in craigsville and last night around 3am I woke up and noticed that he was not barking. I went outside to check on him and he seemed fine but was just laying by his house, I just thought he was tired so I went back t bed. When I went outside this morning to feed him he was laying in the yard panting really hard. We tried to get him to move but he just yelped every time we touched him. He started throwing up a bunch then he just stopped breathing."

I couldn't keep the grin off my face as I read that. Take note dog owners...

 

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And I bet this idiot will be confused as to why their dog was poisoned, instead of blaming themselves for not shutting the bastard up.

You should need a license to own a dog.

 

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Shit crap wank bollocks...

I've had just over a year of peace from canine pollution. One nuisance dog stopped barking as the owner took the matter in hand, to his credit. The other nuisance dog's not been around for a long time, probably dead (nothing to do with me). I still hear barking from time to time (this is a dog-infested city) but nothing to get stressed about.

Until now. There's a new food-to-shit converter on the block. It belongs to the owners of the annoying dog that I think died. This thing is the size of an aircraft carrier and has a sound to match. Once it gets started it goes on for a long time. Given the owners' previous record it's pretty obvious this thing is going to be a major pain in the ass. I'll give it a week but I'm not expecting much improvement. This time I'm not messing around - there's an antifreeze and rat poison burger with that dog's name on it.

To those who think that's sick, cruel and twisted - maybe it is. Tough titty. Life's too short to worry about that and my comfort (and that of any human being) takes priority over canine vermin.

 

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Yeaaasss

3 down in one go, made up a wee mix of
depeche mode - enjoy the silence
U2 - beautiful day
Simon and garfunkel - sound of silence
Bjork - It's so quiet

but had to have a bit of kool and the gang- celebrate blasting to muffle the crying from next door. The more devistated the look the harder it is for me not to smile too much.

 

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De-hydrate hotdogs then soak in anti-freeze. also if you think this guys is wrong for wanting to do this you are a piece of shit because you dont have to live next to these dogs. So poison away my good man

do you need to cook them abit first, or just dry and soak? thanks for the idea!

 

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Killing dogs

A dog near me persistently yapped loudly and in the most annoying way possible. It had deliberately decided to annoy me as much as it could. Why it targeted me I don't know, but I came to hate that dog. I would rather have shown affection to Hitler, Stalin, Manson, Dahmer, Hindley or even the retard who invented hip-hop "music" rather than that dog. So this is what I did to the dog:

I skinned it alive and left it in an acid bath
I burned it alive
I nailed it up by its paws and beat it to death
I slowly cut bits off it, keeping it alive with drugs so it would suffer for longer

In reality I didn't do any of those things, though I fantasised about it, as will anyone who has had the same problem.

What I did was an Internet search for "kill neighbor's barking dog" and found this excellent thread. I took some of the advice offered here. I don't know if it was the macadamia nuts, grapes, raisins, chocolate, antifreeze, slug pellets or rat poison that did the trick, but that dog has now snuffed it and I have a quiet life once more.

So many thanks to all those "unregistereds" who offer advice here. Basically, don't get mad, get even!

 

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Glad to see that this excellent site's back online again after a few hiccups. Congratulations to the site administrators for sorting it out so quickly.

 

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I would like to try Anitfreeze but it contains Denatonium Benzoate (bitterant) in the region where I stay. That stupid dog that barks all day and night just won't bite. I tried Xylitol, chocolate (Premium Belgium), macadamia nuts, etc. and they didn't work.

Any idea how to neutralize the taste of the bitterant?

- desperately need some good sleep

 

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I would like to try Anitfreeze but it contains Denatonium Benzoate (bitterant) in the region where I stay. That stupid dog that barks all day and night just won't bite. I tried Xylitol, chocolate (Premium Belgium), macadamia nuts, etc. and they didn't work.

Any idea how to neutralize the taste of the bitterant?

- desperately need some good sleep

Just a guess but wouldn't adding sugar to the antifreeze do the trick?

HTH

 

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I would like to try Anitfreeze but it contains Denatonium Benzoate (bitterant) in the region where I stay. That stupid dog that barks all day and night just won't bite. I tried Xylitol, chocolate (Premium Belgium), macadamia nuts, etc. and they didn't work.

Any idea how to neutralize the taste of the bitterant?

- desperately need some good sleep

The bitterant certainly puts a spanner in the works. If you're in a position to buy the real deal in a neighbouring country or state, I'd suggest doing that. You can probably get it online but for obvious reasons I wouldn't recommend it.

If only there were some device that sent out radiation harmless to human but fatal to dogs!

Good luck mate.

 

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BTW, do yourself a favor, don't waste your hard-earned money on that Dog Silencer Pro anti-barking device, it's totally useless! That stupid dog that barks all day and night doesn't even blink!

Hmm..may adding Xylitol to neutralize the bitterant is a good idea! I hope it works!

 

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BTW, do yourself a favor, don't waste your hard-earned money on that Dog Silencer Pro anti-barking device, it's totally useless! That stupid dog that barks all day and night doesn't even blink!

Hmm..may adding Xylitol to neutralize the bitterant is a good idea! I hope it works!

Very true - I've tried a couple of anti-barking devices and also found them to be useless. The manufacturers have to make them humane to appease the pro-dog lobby so any possible effectiveness is lost. The device really needs to HURT the dog to shut it up, if it's a serial barker.

Xylitol sounds like a good idea. It's harmful to dogs in its own right

 

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What's the difference between a dog and an onion?

You cry when you chop up an onion.

Did you know that Islam regards dogs as unclean? I hate terrorist raghead paedo-worshipping scum but they can't be all bad if they don't like dogs!

 

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I hope u rot in hell for this. U have no idea the amount of hurt u will be causing this family! Someone poisoned our dogs with antifreeze and they died a long painful death. I can't believe u would even think about killing intentionally! God says do not kill. I hope u change your mind.

Only people who are lazy or illiterate write "u" instead of "you" anywhere other than in a text message. I imagine you are both as you seem to be a stupid selfish dog lover.

Did you stop to think why your dog was poisoned? Just maybe it's racial harassment, or your neighbour's victimising you as you have a territory dispute, or perhaps you live in an area where gangs do sick initiations. But my money's on your dogs barking all the time and driving some poor unfortunate neighbour to the point that they had no option but to kill them. It's a shame that the dogs died a painful death but your neighbour's right to quiet is more important so he/she did the right thing if it was the only way to shut the bloody mutts up.

LEARN from this. If you have to get another dog, train it not to bark or keep it inside. Otherwise the same will probably happen again. Is that so difficult to understand? Sadly, for people like you it probably is.

 

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Because two wrongs make a right, right? Actually I think it's three wrongs so, the dog kills your cat, you kill the dogs, I kill you. How's that sound?

That sounds like some sad, inadequate little prick acting all tough on the Internet because he can't do it in real life.

You're not a Health and Safety jobsworth by any chance. are you?