Need to painlessly poison and kill my neighbor's dogs?

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Unregistered said:
Thanks mate. Sorry about the rant - I was rather pissed (in both the UK and the US sense) when I wrote it!
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You should be careful. It`s too obvious to slit the throat of that animal next to your property. Try again with antifreeze + xylitol. It should work. Good luck!
 
Unregistered said:
You should be careful. It`s too obvious to slit the throat of that animal next to your property. Try again with antifreeze + xylitol. It should work. Good luck!
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You're right, of course. Even though the dog isn't right next door it was foolish to take the risk, and I shan't try that again. The dog had driven me so so mad that I made an ill-considered decision and luckily I got away with it. I've calmed down now and realise that there's no point in killing a yapping dog if the consequences are even worse!

I'll keep plugging away with the antifreeze, and xylitol if I can get it. Thanks for the support.
 
I agree with those that says these dogs must be punished. I do not own a dog but I am stuck with their droppings every day of my life and that makes me sad. I have tried the rat poison but these dogs are still going strong. I am thinking of approaching their owners but I know that the answer will be, 'How do you know it's my dog and I did not send the dog to come do it' and yet I see them mostly coming out of their yard and heading straight to mine as if they were told to do so.On the other hand I am afraid that one day my trap might succeed and they will definately know that I am the culprit. Wish I could kill them by looks
 
Finally managed to kill the piece of shhit , rat poison and glass in a meatball , but I'm sure they neighbors will bring another food to shit converter... Even the new dogs will door if they do not behave..
 
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Finally managed to kill the piece of shhit , rat poison and glass in a meatball , but I'm sure they neighbors will bring another food to shit converter... Even the new dogs will door if they do not behave..
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Congratulations! Enjoy the lack of canine vermin while it lasts.
 
When you're woken at dawn
Hold your head up high
And don't be afraid of the bark

It's really bad form
and we don't know why
Dog owners just ought to cark

Poison all the dogs
Poison all of them
Though it may make your heart sore

Poison poison all those vermin dogs
So you'll sleep in peace once more
You'll sleep in peace once more.


With heartfelt apologies to Rodgers and Hammerstein!
 
Unregistered said:
I agree with those that says these dogs must be punished....Wish I could kill them by looks
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Don't we all! Instead of having to behave like criminals and take risks, life would be far better if it were possible to kill the nuisance dogs in some sort of sci-fi way. I've wished a thousand deaths on the yappy little bastard in my street and I'd give pretty well anything to have my wish come true. If only there were some sort of machine that sent out death rays that only killed dogs...

It's not going to happen in our lifetimes, so we're stuck with poisoning, shooting or abducting nuisance dogs. Good luck to all who have to carry out this unpleasant task, and make sure you don't get caught so you can enjoy your new-found freedom!
 
easiest way to kill it? just take a nice bag of doggy treats, mix in some mercury, and enjoy. but make sure that you are "gone" for a vacation the time it happens.
 
the bastards keep barking every time they r outside i am using nuts on them 2 kill the hell out of them so they can die
 
i would like it and appreciate it if the neighbors got rid of their dog because the barking bastard is so annoying and i also file complaints 2 the animal contrrol and they seem 2 know when they r coming here and i will take this complaining 2 the serpreme court
 
Would caustic soda work? I'm thinking that if it's hidden in some doggy treat the thing would take at least one mouthful and that should be enough to seriously fuck up its throat and vocal chords. It probably won't kill it but that doesn't matter if it shuts up and there's the advantage that with the dog still alive the owner won't replace it with an even worse one.

Thoughts?
 
Unregistered said:
Would caustic soda work? I'm thinking that if it's hidden in some doggy treat the thing would take at least one mouthful and that should be enough to seriously fuck up its throat and vocal chords. It probably won't kill it but that doesn't matter if it shuts up and there's the advantage that with the dog still alive the owner won't replace it with an even worse one.

Thoughts?
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Well, my thought is that you're one screwed up individual to be thinking about feeding dogs caustic soda.

Trouble is, I'm screwed up too. I am woken by bow wow bloody wow every morning at 5 am and am driven nuts by it. Believe me I've fantasized about doing far worse things to that dog than giving it caustic soda. Problem is I asked my neighbour politely if she'd do something about it and the response I got was, basically, NO. The police weren't interested and my local authority are more interested in helping one-legged transgender muslim gypsies than those who pay their taxes. So I can't touch the dog as I've made several complaints and it would backfire on me.

So if you get away with melting the mutt's mouth, good on you!
 
You are all sick twisted bastards. Build a pen for the cats or rehome them you dumb fuck. I'd love to poision the lot of you vile cunts. Not one of you deserve any animals!!!!!!
 
Unregistered said:
You are all sick twisted bastards. Build a pen for the cats or rehome them you dumb fuck. I'd love to poision the lot of you vile cunts. Not one of you deserve any animals!!!!!!
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Errr...most of us are complaining about barking dogs, in case you haven't noticed, and don't want any animals whether we deserve them or not. You've only read the first page, haven't you?

So who's the dumb fuck now...but what do you expect from a stupid dog-lover.
 
Unregistered said:
You are all sick twisted bastards. Build a pen for the cats or rehome them you dumb fuck. I'd love to poision the lot of you vile cunts. Not one of you deserve any animals!!!!!!
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Do the world a favor and poison yourself instead.

Cheers
 
Unregistered said:
.... So I can't touch the dog as I've made several complaints and it would backfire on me.
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Me too, know how you feel. I haven't made any official complaints (yet) but I did try to have a polite word with the owner of a barking dog a while back. What's more a few people from around my area have seen/heard me yelling at the thing to shut the **** up (much to the amusement of some of them). So I can't take the nuclear option either, though I've been tempted many times. I thought I grew out of kiddy sci-fi fantasies years ago but these days I find myself daydreaming about deathrays or finding an invisibility ring so that I could get into the owner's garden and put paid to the bastard once and for all.

I used to abhor cruelty to all animals. Not any more, as I'd happily chop that dog up into little pieces if I could, as would anyone who's been driven apeshit by constant barking. That can't be good for society as a whole, can it?
 
Yeah. Bad for those who likes dog and got nothing against cat. But world has so many different people. In fact some contradict liking cats and hating so much. So all of u are stupid. Speciesism S my A
 
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