Only the celebs, actors, athletes, and singers live the american dream. Not us,

[CUTELITTLEHONEYBEAR]

what do you thinkg? ?
We are just slaves..ya know..we work,work,work, and work..
I'm goingto college so I can be a higher ranking slave..Man, ..I hate my life..so much...someone save me please...I need an angel or a hot pimptress to rescue me..please...come save me tonight.

 

[tampabaylive]

The only thing that comes with celebrity status that I would want is Wealth, and wealth can be attained through many other ways... I work for celebrities all my career and I see a lot of screwed up things, I can't really reveal who I work for, and I can't be specific on the incidents I've witnessed or names, but I can say this with assurity, I would not want to be a celebrity star, everywhere you go you have to assume the paparazzi have their lenses trained on you, that means you can't even scratch your balls in public for fear it'll end up in a tabloid or being reviewed by Max on TMZ...
I will say that one of the most bizarre celebrities I had the absolute pleasure to work for and we really got along great was James Brown... He had some whacked out things he did, like once we were at Ruth Eckert Hall in Clearwater and it was a benefit concert of some sort and several baseball stars were there to sign some memorabilia that was going to be auctioned off... Well James took a baseball bat and told everybody to clear the hall and started swinging that bat like a mad man, we all scattered like bees and I looked back in the hall and he was still swinging this bat and he had curlers in his hair liken to orange juice cans...It was some funny stuff, wish I had that on camera.. I will say he was one of the most generous celebrity I ever worked for and it's a darn shame he's gone...
what a great entertainer... RIP James, we miss you...