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You are an Internet Junkie when...
-When asked to your address, your answer begins with
-Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends e-mail.
-You chat with your fingers, not your mouth.
-You use Netscape 8, and you check every week whether version 8 was released.
-You know the difference between Java and Javascript.
-In order to watch CNN you move to www.cnn.com
-On your business card the e-mail appears before the phone number.
-You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com
-You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again.
-You can perfectly imitate the sound pattern of your modem connecting to your ISP.
-You can think of nineteen keystroke symbols that are far more clever than Smile.
-You are told about a new program, and you are disappointed to find that it is a TV program.
-Not only do you check your email more often than your paper mail, but you remember your network address faster than your postal one.
-You wake up at 3 a.m. To go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
-When asked to your address, your answer begins with
-Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends e-mail.
-You chat with your fingers, not your mouth.
-You use Netscape 8, and you check every week whether version 8 was released.
-You know the difference between Java and Javascript.
-In order to watch CNN you move to www.cnn.com
-On your business card the e-mail appears before the phone number.
-You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com
-You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again.
-You can perfectly imitate the sound pattern of your modem connecting to your ISP.
-You can think of nineteen keystroke symbols that are far more clever than Smile.
-You are told about a new program, and you are disappointed to find that it is a TV program.
-Not only do you check your email more often than your paper mail, but you remember your network address faster than your postal one.
-You wake up at 3 a.m. To go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.