My rant:
Twilight's the first in the series, which consists of 4 books(not really a saga either, since it's just heavily worded and could have been written in one book and saved paper, and time) about a bunch of vampires and an angst-ridden emo-kid from Phoenix. She moves to Washington state and whines for four books until her precious Eddiekins turns her into a vampire. In the meanwhile she cheats on him with a "werewolf" (basically Meyer raping the Skinwalker mythos) and tries to kill herself because her boyfriend broke up with her.
Great stuff, let me tell you. Written on a level that even your usual Grade-school primer could out-do in both style and substance. It's extremely repetitive, extremely disturbing (racism, abuse, stalkers, where do I begin) and written like a romance novel.
Just don't read it, your braincells will thank you.
I'm 13, give me a break will you
Twilight's the first in the series, which consists of 4 books(not really a saga either, since it's just heavily worded and could have been written in one book and saved paper, and time) about a bunch of vampires and an angst-ridden emo-kid from Phoenix. She moves to Washington state and whines for four books until her precious Eddiekins turns her into a vampire. In the meanwhile she cheats on him with a "werewolf" (basically Meyer raping the Skinwalker mythos) and tries to kill herself because her boyfriend broke up with her.
Great stuff, let me tell you. Written on a level that even your usual Grade-school primer could out-do in both style and substance. It's extremely repetitive, extremely disturbing (racism, abuse, stalkers, where do I begin) and written like a romance novel.
Just don't read it, your braincells will thank you.
I'm 13, give me a break will you