Poll: funny reply to this? 10th real answer gets best!?

[ravinglunatic]

'm texting a girl and she said aree you coming into school an I sd no and she said 'COME OR A SWEAR TAE **** I'LL SLAP YIE' good funny replies?

 

[azza]

write your own lines biarch

 

[GassyeGigi]

idk (i cant understand what you wrote)
but maybe these jokes can inspire you
take a look they're really good lol

-Your welcomes

 

[MikeHuntlTotallyWin]

Say "Um, excuse me, but, I don't speak your language, so therefore you have to speak mine. Thank you."

 

[mMMFCLm]

Say I might like that too much lol

 

[Erhu]

can't understand the language though maybe if i do know to speak with that kind of language i'll laugh untill i cry

 

[tfoley5000]

Well I could say you'd crazy don't hur me

 

[AussieGIRLm]

"I don't think any level of education will fix your spelling"

or

"Okayyyy...." (it will make her feel embarassed).

 

[BarneysFriends]

ILL EAT AH CHEESE BURGER IN YOUR FACE SWEET CAKES!
AND THEN MUNCH ON SOME FRIES! WHEN YOUR STARVING!

SHES GOING TO GAG!