Poll: What would you tell your future murderer?

[rockylad_75]

Dear murderer,
you can never get away with this! I'm an innocent person and you would end my life this way! May you suffer in prison! I cannot forgive you for this!

 

[SetsunaisnowLelouch]

"I love grape drank"

 

[Nick]

"I'd prefer if you didn't murder me."

 

[bluemoodminblack]

hurry up and get it over with
and btw 'rot in heII'

 

[KennedyMuro]

I forgive you mr murderer

see? that was easy

 

[Chiddy2theBang]

penis + penis = a no no

 

[motlovesstuffandsucht]

Dear murderer,

Thanks for saving me the trouble, life was getting a little drab. Please leave my body near a tree or forest and please wrap me in a bag so bugs don't eat out my eyes. Sincerely your victim.

 

[Uchiha]

Make it bloody.

 

[mildred1]

*singing* first i was afraid, i was petrified.... but I WILL SURVIVE!!!"

 

[PartyMartyGraw]

Make it quick.

 

[theelfontheshelf]

Dear murderer,
Maybe what you did was wrong. I hope it's wrong. But I can't blame you. I blame the fate that brought us together at same time, same place.

 

[john]

I wish them well, and that they have a happy life, because since I will be dead, someone needs to live and be happy. Although I also hope that someone very close to them is murdered, that way they can feel the same pain my family will go through.
Nice question

 

[30SecondstoMaSS]

stick it in....harrrrd

 

[mVikes4lifem]

"Just kill me"

 

[GintokisGirl95]

Dear murderer,

I love you.

Sincerely,

 

[MrseShady]

Future murderer, what future murderer? B..itch i'll kill you before you even think about touching me.

 

[MsteBates]

I will haunt your @ss...

 

[samatlakra®©]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lt0WP9ZBNiY

 

[mmmlmmmmmmmm]

thank you.

 

[LilyLovegood]

Dear murderer,
All my life, I have been dreaming for a fluffy pink leopard coffin. So please, make my dreams come true. Oh, and I would also want you to donate all my clothes to Goodwill. Thankss! ?