Posting rut.

[BrokenPearls]

That wasn't it - but yours is better!

How about getting them an official badge? Underneath 'Elite member' they could have: 'MAP groupie'!

 

[TheB]

'MAP Saint' would be a better one for coping with you men

And for the record, I definitely don't do rug

 

[fiyaht]

Ah, so you supply a razor.

 

[ukchocolateboy65]

LMAO!!

Nope, should come as standard. I have high demands that must be met

 

[ckpd3693]

What's that? Pre-Shaved? What are these demands? Do tell so we can attain them for you.

 

[cooli0]

So we've gone from pandas, to the elderly, to pre-shaven "gingerbeer"ers... Why not throw in all three at once!

*edges towards the door*

So anyway, back on topic:

 

[gracekim]

So to get you, er um, riled shall we say, we need a shaved gingerbeer panda to present to you. I can do this!!!

 

[fredvpetersons]

Naughty Nordic! I'm sure that's against some sort of wildlife protection law. Somewhere

Do they still sell Topic bars? Dog, I miss them!

 

[romel_008]

Well we can shave badgers so why not pandas?

http://www.ihav.net/forums/showthread.php?t=41147&highlight=shave+a+beaver

 

[BobBoberson]

HEY, you leave badgers alone

 

[AdamFury]

What if AuntiePink were to shave you? Huh huh huh huh???

 

[Cyn]

Errrrm, well, I suppose that could be a possibility

 

[Lace]

Someone mention badgers??

Pandas have nothing on badgers

It's a...badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger...

 

[Sathanocracy]

Now you've gone and put that song in my head again.

 

[ShawnZ]

Ohhh it's a snaaaaaake....

In the mass of badger worshipers, I find it saddening that there's not one snake worshiper
I assume the mushroom worshipers are busy hiding from the mutant alien badgers that are chasing them...

 

[forusall]

I'm OH SO lost by that. I like snakes, but haven't the foggiest idea what you're talking about.

 

[Xeneixe12]

The snaaaaaaaaaake, I'm sure you remember the snaaaaaaaaaake

I don't know about badgers and snakes, but it's the pigeons you need to watch out for It's a conspiracy I tells ya.

I think I'm still drunk from last night. Will tie my fingers together now

 

[MikhailaT]

I love snakes, I worshiped magic mushrooms when I was younger

 

[sierenthead]

Oh no, let your mind go and your thought flow freely. Just type them out here so we can do a scientific analysis of what you write.

 

[SheilaE]

Yeah, I did that once or twice and got put in the sin bin, just ask KickChick