Posting rut.

That wasn't it - but yours is better!

How about getting them an official badge? Underneath 'Elite member' they could have: 'MAP groupie'!
 
'MAP Saint' would be a better one for coping with you men

And for the record, I definitely don't do rug
 
What's that? Pre-Shaved? What are these demands? Do tell so we can attain them for you.
 
So we've gone from pandas, to the elderly, to pre-shaven "gingerbeer"ers... Why not throw in all three at once!

*edges towards the door*

So anyway, back on topic:
 
So to get you, er um, riled shall we say, we need a shaved gingerbeer panda to present to you. I can do this!!!
 
Naughty Nordic! I'm sure that's against some sort of wildlife protection law. Somewhere

Do they still sell Topic bars? Dog, I miss them!
 
Well we can shave badgers so why not pandas?

http://www.ihav.net/forums/showthread.php?t=41147&highlight=shave+a+beaver
 
Someone mention badgers??

Pandas have nothing on badgers

It's a...badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger...
 
Ohhh it's a snaaaaaake....

In the mass of badger worshipers, I find it saddening that there's not one snake worshiper
I assume the mushroom worshipers are busy hiding from the mutant alien badgers that are chasing them...
 
I'm OH SO lost by that. I like snakes, but haven't the foggiest idea what you're talking about.
 
The snaaaaaaaaaake, I'm sure you remember the snaaaaaaaaaake

I don't know about badgers and snakes, but it's the pigeons you need to watch out for It's a conspiracy I tells ya.

I think I'm still drunk from last night. Will tie my fingers together now
 
Oh no, let your mind go and your thought flow freely. Just type them out here so we can do a scientific analysis of what you write.
 
Yeah, I did that once or twice and got put in the sin bin, just ask KickChick
 
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