CaseyWilliams
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- Oct 7, 2011
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1) Jim and Rob are robbing a bank and they are just in the middle of taking the cash when the police arrive
Jim: Ohh SHOOT!! The police are here!! They catch us takin this bread and we are in the slammer for the rest of our miserable lives
Rob: Oh yeah? Well, what do we do??
Jim: If I knew I'd be on my way to my old woman at hawaii, wouldn't I??!
Rob: Fine , let's jump off the building then, * stares at Jim hesitating* No your old woman wouldn't mind if your dead!!
Jim: Are you crazy ? We are on the 13th floor! no way am I jumping off here??
Rob: Oh Jim this is no time to be superstitious!!!
2) Lynn Bryan : Heyy, Tori , how was the English exam. I hope it's so good, that Queen Elizabeth wants to meet you!
Tori Bryan: It was great, Lynn , except for the past tense of think!! I thought and thought and thought and thought and finally wroteTHUNK!! Is that right , Lynn? is that right, huh?
Lynn Bryan: * strokes her sisters hair with a speechless expression* I often wonder if anything about you is right, sister dearest!!!
3) Troy wants to check on his girlfriend, Charlene's phone to see what his number has been stored as. It was a very shell shocked Troy who read his number as ' Pass time no.8'!!
And it was in the details:: ' Name: Roy or something, Remember he's dumber than the rest'!! LOL
Jim: Ohh SHOOT!! The police are here!! They catch us takin this bread and we are in the slammer for the rest of our miserable lives
Rob: Oh yeah? Well, what do we do??
Jim: If I knew I'd be on my way to my old woman at hawaii, wouldn't I??!
Rob: Fine , let's jump off the building then, * stares at Jim hesitating* No your old woman wouldn't mind if your dead!!
Jim: Are you crazy ? We are on the 13th floor! no way am I jumping off here??
Rob: Oh Jim this is no time to be superstitious!!!
2) Lynn Bryan : Heyy, Tori , how was the English exam. I hope it's so good, that Queen Elizabeth wants to meet you!
Tori Bryan: It was great, Lynn , except for the past tense of think!! I thought and thought and thought and thought and finally wroteTHUNK!! Is that right , Lynn? is that right, huh?
Lynn Bryan: * strokes her sisters hair with a speechless expression* I often wonder if anything about you is right, sister dearest!!!
3) Troy wants to check on his girlfriend, Charlene's phone to see what his number has been stored as. It was a very shell shocked Troy who read his number as ' Pass time no.8'!!
And it was in the details:: ' Name: Roy or something, Remember he's dumber than the rest'!! LOL