Really silly,But funny pick up lines?

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Hey guys, me and my friends were really bored in class so we were trying to think of really stupid but funny pick up lines?

Can you think of any, for example my two favourite,

1. Are you Jamaican? , No? You must be coz your Jamaican’n me crazy.

Or wait it gets better,

2. Girl, I must have died and gone to heaven coz there's an angels standing right in front of me, LOL
 
I have 2

Do you clean your pants with windex?, cause I can see myself in them

Nice shoes, wanna fcuk

hahah

With Love, Little Miss Lollypop
 
1. I'd like to plant you and grow a whole field of yall - Courtesy of Will Smith :)
2. Girl, you have got to be tired because you have been running through my mind ALL DAY -Once again... big Willie.
3. Are your pants made out of a bunch of tiny pictures, because I can definitely see myself in them.
4. What do you say we go out to dinner, have some chicken... maye some sex? -Anchorman
 
"Whats got 100 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? 'what?' My zipper"
"Do you like raisons, how about a date?"
"Can i have your number, i lost mine?"
"I may not be fred flinstone but i can sure make your bed rock"
"You look alot like my 4th wife. 'how many wife's you had!' 3..."
 
weak dude!
the best is:

are your parents greek gods?
"no, why?"
coz it takes two gods to create a goddess like you!

now thats a pick up line... or just get your wingman use a Barney Stinson on the chick,

Have you met "name" and then he walks away with a conversation starting between you!... now thats how its done... or do yourself a favour and watch How I Met Your Mother or look for the
Barney Stinson: The Playbook online... there is some good stuff there!
 
*Is that a ladder in your pantyhose or the stairway to heaven?
someone actually tryed this on me, i couldn't help it i cracked up in his face hahaha
 
here's some
"your body is a wonderland and i want to be alice."
"POOF! (what are u doing?) i'm here, where are your other two wishes?"
 
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