Say the corniest pick up line you can think of...?

[~ttHeYcaLLmEeYeZt~]

yeah i'm bored, that's right... now go ahead and answer the question... you know you want to

 

[trevor[lovescuddling]]

not the corniest, but its my fave

do you work for UPS? because i could've sworn i saw you checking out my package

 

[Phil]

Someone actually used this on a friend of mine:

Him: What do you think of my Burger King pants?

Her: Burger King pants?

Him: Home of the Whopper!

 

[VioletLight]

You must be Jamaican cuz you're Ja-makin me crazy.

 

[Skittlez]

r u a library card...cuz im checkin u ouuuut

 

[TonytheTiger]

"hey baby, want some frosted flakes?"

ok, not corny but it works every time

 

[AbbyCorneto]

With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
Are you O.K.? Because heaven is a long fall from here.
(As s/he is leaving) Hey aren't you forgetting something? S/he: What? Me!
Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!
Bond. James Bond. (Lost. Get Lost.)
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
Did it hurt? S/he: Did what hurt? When you fell out of heaven?
Do you come here often?
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
"Do you have a libarary card? Cuz I'm checking you out!"

*throws massive cherry pie at face*

 

[smartask]

I'm horny, can you help me?

 

[webinerd]

is this a pickup line?

"well ill be, thats a kneeslapper!"

 

[smartypants#1]

Are we in a library cuz i'm checking you out!

 

[mgeorgialyse]

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again..?

I've heard people saying that to others about four times this year.

 

[It'sNesmiibttchht]

girl you must be tired !
her : why ?
because you've been racing through my mind all day.

only thing i could think of.

 

[irishchick]

Are Yu A Thief??
Cuz Yu Stole My Heart :$!
haha

 

[MichaelG]

Is there a ninja in your pants? cause YOUR ASS IS KICKIN!

HA!
lmao


Have a good one .