Somebody finish this joke?

[MychalThearond]

Best answer gets 10 pts.

Here's the beginning---------
A man walks into a bar.......

Come up with a best ending to that

 

[Sam]

A man walks into a bar...., gets drunk, goes home with someone to get lucky and in the morning he finds out that the person he got lucky with was a guy! lol XD

 

[sushininja]

tehn someone throws a watermelon at him,
any other questions?

 

[GuardianPigeon]

A man walks into a bar......
......It's tearing his family apart

 

[Fashion1011]

and bangs his head on the door and...BOOM............just lik that......he dies