A Traffick cop was sitting the side of the road when a little old lady sped past him at 90 mph, so he gave chase and pulled her over.
He walked over to her car and said "Excuse me madam, do you realise you were travelling at 90 mph?"
The little old lady replied "Oh yes officer, I'm sorry about that, but I was in a hurry"
The cop then asked "Can I see your driving licence please?" and the little old lady replied "I'm, afraid I don't have one, I failed every driving test I ever took"
The cop then asked "well, can I see your registration document for the car?" to which the reply came "Oh, this isn't my car, I stole it!"
The cop excalimed "You STOLE it!!!!", and the little old lady replied "oh yes, I had to kill the owner first though, her body is in the back!"
The cop then put his hand on his gun, backed away, and called for assistance on the radio.
When assistance arrived in the form of several sirens and flashing lights, it included the chief of police. The cop detailed the chief exactly what the little old lady had told her about no licence, stealing the car, and murdering the owner and putting her body in the back of the car.
The chief then gingerly approached the little old lady and said "excuse me madam, but my officer tells me you don't have a driving licence"
The little old lady pulls her driving licence out of her purse and hands it to the chief, saying "of course I have a driving licence!"
He then says to her "my officer also tells me that you stole this car"
The little old lady then pulls her registration document out of the purse which corresponds perfectly with the car she was sitting in, and she replies "honestly, why would he say such a thing?"
And then the crunch, the chief says to her "my officer also says that you murdered someone, and the body is in the back of the car"
The little old lady pops the boot lid and says "this is preposterous, have a look for yourserlf, I have done no such thing!"
Sure enough, the boot is empty, and the chief of police apologises to the little old lady, and the little old lady replies........
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"I suppose the liar told you I was speeding too did he!!!!"
GROOOOOOOOOAAAAANNNN!!!!!!!
He walked over to her car and said "Excuse me madam, do you realise you were travelling at 90 mph?"
The little old lady replied "Oh yes officer, I'm sorry about that, but I was in a hurry"
The cop then asked "Can I see your driving licence please?" and the little old lady replied "I'm, afraid I don't have one, I failed every driving test I ever took"
The cop then asked "well, can I see your registration document for the car?" to which the reply came "Oh, this isn't my car, I stole it!"
The cop excalimed "You STOLE it!!!!", and the little old lady replied "oh yes, I had to kill the owner first though, her body is in the back!"
The cop then put his hand on his gun, backed away, and called for assistance on the radio.
When assistance arrived in the form of several sirens and flashing lights, it included the chief of police. The cop detailed the chief exactly what the little old lady had told her about no licence, stealing the car, and murdering the owner and putting her body in the back of the car.
The chief then gingerly approached the little old lady and said "excuse me madam, but my officer tells me you don't have a driving licence"
The little old lady pulls her driving licence out of her purse and hands it to the chief, saying "of course I have a driving licence!"
He then says to her "my officer also tells me that you stole this car"
The little old lady then pulls her registration document out of the purse which corresponds perfectly with the car she was sitting in, and she replies "honestly, why would he say such a thing?"
And then the crunch, the chief says to her "my officer also says that you murdered someone, and the body is in the back of the car"
The little old lady pops the boot lid and says "this is preposterous, have a look for yourserlf, I have done no such thing!"
Sure enough, the boot is empty, and the chief of police apologises to the little old lady, and the little old lady replies........
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"I suppose the liar told you I was speeding too did he!!!!"
GROOOOOOOOOAAAAANNNN!!!!!!!