Survey: i was just wondering why there are so many....?

[NORMALSQUIDWARD]

prettty people here!
Who are your favorites?
Mine are:
Be Happy
Richalynn
Coco Chanel
Neha
Touch my pigtails and die

Oh sweet clarinets i think i have some crushes.
no one cares for the squid.

HI HOW ARE YA? NICE WEATHER WE'RE HAVING.
@Gir!- nooo dont go, youre my biggest crush.. i just didnt know how to say :3

 

[lREALtSiDEe]

Hmm The normal squidward kinda looks creepyy,
Regular one is pretty .

 

[Girt]

Aww I'm not your crush? I'm a girl too you know!
*Feels unwanted*