Tell me a Funny Story about what happened when you were being born?

[AphroditeEris]

ok mine would be my mom was trying to push me out and the Nurse said Ma'am please you don't need to push the baby is coming out on it's own! hahahahha =)

 

[gode]

My father was drunk

 

[jesse~]

funny story, i was born my senior year at band camp and man what a hoot!

 

[woah]

I was 3 months premature..and the doctor said that I might not live..it's not really a funny story, but yeah ..

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[~~Birdy~~]

Thats sweet and funny

Nothing funny happened that I have been told about

 

[KnowledgeIsBliss]

When I was born I came out bloody.

 

[Politik]

My ma pooped while pushing me out.

 

[EricCartman™]

I got stuck

 

[coho]

Lol.

uhhh well my mom was starting labor or something and felt sick to her stomach and my grandma shows up with McDonalds and offers some to my dad in front of her. Not really funny..its the only story I know.

 

[Skepticalist]

Nothing is funny about being born. It is a bloody mess with lots of pain. It's like stretching your lower lip above your eyebrows. It might be funny later after many years of therapy.

 

[LordVoldemort©]

My dad saved my umbilical cord