Tell Me A Yo Momma Joke?

[MisterMe]

Yo momma is so ugly she made an onion cry!

beat that!

 

[PinoyBoy22]

yo mommas so fat she eats wheat THICKS!!

 

[matthew]

yo mamma is so fat, I forgot the rest but your mothers a whore

 

[ValentinaR]

Yo momma is so stupid she though flatulence was a foreign language.

 

[PhilAnselmo]

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

 

[BounlT]

You mama is so dumb, she thought to kill a mockingbird was the name of a bill.

 

[<3KariAnne<3]

yo momma is so old, when i asked her to act her age, she died.

 

[JLS]

Yo mamma's so fat when she jumps she gets stuck in the sky.

 

[mmmmmmmmmmmmmïm]

Yo momma so hairy she got afros on her nipples.

 

[Yourdreamismycommande]

Yo mama so fat she sat on the rainbow and made skittles.