What is a vampire favorite holiday? FANGSgiving
What do you get when you mix a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite
what is a skeletons favorite instrument? The tromBONE
why did the fish quit smoking? he didn't want to get hooked!
where is the ocean the deepest? the bottom!
who stole the money from the bank? robin gold!
did you hear about the cat that swallowed the yarn? she had mittens!
when's the best time to go to the dentist? tooth hurty!
santa singh's wife eloped with his driver!!!!!!!!
santa singh's neighbour:--->santa singhji ur wife ran away with ur driver.now what will u do?
santa singh's reply------>now what! u will be my driver. Hahahahahahahha!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pretty Lame isn't it?
Yesterday afternoon, My friend went to the store to buy some long underwear, the sales clerk asked him " How long do you want it? " and my friend said, " from about September to March"
hope that helps in the search for lame, Afro ninja