The blatant lies thread

I was told by a very wise person, that if you could live a positive life, think positive thoughts, express LOVE by loving all things unconditionally, be forgiving, giving of one's self, be a service to humanity, and just be thankful for having been blessed with another day to enjoy with having abundant health, that you connect with the positive power of the universe.

When this happens all positive energy flows your way. Not only do I have all these things but through my positive connection I have been willed $958,362.16 from a Great Uncle! I really didn't know him that well, if not at all. The only statement that he leaves to me in his final message typed in the “Will” and I quote...."I Will this money to you because of your smile and how friendly you were to me when you were a child. I also heard through family that you were always there in their time of need, always giving of yourself unconditionally”.

Money does not buy happiness and it’s not the most important part of life, but now I can
Have a little fun….

Kew-Do
 
I'm wearing the same leopardskin thong which caused such a sensation at the last MAP meet.
 
I'm not wearing anything.



Oh wait, sorry, this is supposed to be lies


I'm wearing lots of clothing
 
Nothing pointless about this thread! It's helped me to rediscover my inner wombat.
 
I hate my job and wouldn't recommend being a curator to anyone. But I do on the other hand adore local councillors and working in Local Government.
 
I really like the school kids who have just been throwing stones at windows and I haven't just phoned their Headteacher!
 
I can easily understand the Scottish accent and find Scottish men very attractive.
 
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