The blatant lies thread

[alkae]

I haven't put Acrux on my Ignore list.

 

[BLOB0999]

I love reading them... *mutter mutter mutter* so much!

 

[SharonL]

Somedays I wish some people were so far away.

 

[brendane1]

men don't like boobs

 

[AlexisInfectious®]

that's a blatant lie, if i ever heard one

 

[dboca4ever2]

I don't like a man with a nice ass.

 

[RODAguilera]

I do not think Lily is a fun person to know.

 

[chrisu]

I am utterly over the moon I am back at work today without my duvet to keep me all warm and safe.

 

[kungfuKristen]

I feel happy.

 

[duso]

The sun is splitting the skies here in Motherwell and I am working in shirt sleeves.

 

[sonnym]

Now that is a blatant lie as Scotland never knows what Sun is. When they do see it they freak out thinking the electric bill is going up.

 

[kptomorrowbee]

I am not posting in this thread to put it back up on the top.

 

[LeonardW]

Immolation has really good taste in head wear!

 

[josephf]

Im a ninja stealth assassin assigned to scope MAP for any other ninjas attempting to pass on top secret information leaked out accidently by our leader Ashida Kim in a recent interview, while posing as a Kung fu grandmaster wannabe.

 

[EdwardQ]

And Spooky looks like Anna Ryder Richardson.

 

[BL]

I haven't seen the sun in days, nor was I out and about in a T-Shirt at 8 am this morning. I was so cold I thought I'd freeze to death. Springtime in the desert isn't pretty at all.

 

[ChanS]

asida kim is the greatest martial artist ever in the whole world and everything he says is pure knowledge and power

 

[hellot:]

Manishibisomarshmellowman, an old member of MAP!, has been awarded medal for good, honest services to the matrtial arts community!

 

[GOATY]

tiny tim was'nt tiny

 

[Slimjim]

Tiptoe through the Tulips