Im a ninja stealth assassin assigned to scope MAP for any other ninjas attempting to pass on top secret information leaked out accidently by our leader Ashida Kim in a recent interview, while posing as a Kung fu grandmaster wannabe.
I haven't seen the sun in days, nor was I out and about in a T-Shirt at 8 am this morning. I was so cold I thought I'd freeze to death. Springtime in the desert isn't pretty at all.