The Confession Thread

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cuteangel327

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Say the juicy = spill the darkest and deepest secrets

Well, the hair and guitar look like me. It was a very BAD accident...that'll teach me to let my friends dye my hair.
 
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GaoFeng

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too make it worse - Bet ya didnt think it could GET any worse - I fed the 'remains' to my snake.

well, it was my mates snake, but I was looking after it when he was on holiday .... it was his hamster too
 
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stile_usm

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Well at least it had a soft and fluffy meal... Um, I think.

Oh man. Holy crap. I just remembered something bad I did when I was about 6 or 8 or something, but I don't know if I should say it.
 
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wheeler100

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See in an ideal world, or maybe an alternative universe, the snake would have befriended the hamster, see below!It's a hamster eating snake too!

I wouldn't admit to your act on the religious threads!
 
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bestestsoccerdog

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OK. Here goes. When I was about 6 or 8 or something like that. I whipped my then best friends very old, semi invalid dog with a skipping rope to see if it would run away like a horse does when someone hits it on the bum in the movies. It just let out a whimper and sorta walked away.

Oh yeah, and once when my dad told me to get my brothers out of the pool at my nan's house, one of my brothers got out, but the other kept getting under the water just as I was saying, "Dad says you have to," and then would jump back up and say, "What?" then hop back under water when I started to tell him again. So I grabbed his head and held him under for a little while.

Those are two that come to mind. But some of the memories are flooding back now.
 
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camhunt13

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Ok...

Well when I was little (about 7 maybe?) I pushed my then 4 year old brother off of a top bunk bed and he broke his arm.
I did tell him to get down, but he didn't listen so i decided to shove him off instead. I'm such a nice sister.
I also denied to my mum that I had pushed him and said I moved near him and he slipped, hehe.
 
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GunitF

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I hit a woman....i slapped my ex after she gave me some horrific news just before i left texas. She deserved it, but still, i feel bad now.
 
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BillV

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Sgt major and watto, I would not want to cross you sadists...ummm, I mean MA'ists. But doesn't it feel better to post your sins on a public forum? Watto especially, I can just imagine you whipping that poor dog and holding your brother under the water *shudder*. At least your brother is alive....right?? Right?

Yukuji, its okay if you were a fat kid (blame your parents), but hope you did something to improve your health once you got older

I ambushed and beat my nanny with a plastic baseball bat when I was 5. We also used to have an 'ironing lady' (that's what we called her) who had 10 kids and one day I was pissed off at my mum for sending me to piano lessons (I had to miss Scooby Doo which was my all time favourite) so I let the air out of the ironing lady's bicycle. I was about 7 and I got thrashed by my mom that day and had to go in the car (sobbing all the way but still pissed off) with her to get the bike fixed and drop the 'ironing lady' home. She was such a sweet lady too.
 
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LaxLaxStfu:]

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I've broken more hearts than Im proud of. I just think im incapable of love, yet I have the curse of making women fall deeply in love with me. Its a bad combination.....
 
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ijuicycouture

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Tekken - no one deserves to be hit buddy! Especially not a girl.

Johnno and NK - I had visions of Sgt Major stabbing the poor rodent with his blunt um...thing. I'm sitting here with brain freeze and the image won't go away. Muchos gracias
 
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madamachka

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Hitting girls is out of order.

Maybe she caught him lying about that trophy he pretended to have won?

It's funny how the 'naughty' confessions thread got cleaner just as this one went completely the other way!
 
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