The Confession Thread

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MikeE1

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I have another confession,

I once threw up over an air hostess
I had been begging her for an air sick bag every ten minuets for half an hour and she just ignored me. I was going to ask her again and I just couldn’t hold it back any longer. My dad said it was like The Exorcist.

I then ran into the bathroom and stayed in there for 2 hours desperately trying to wash the sick of my jeans in the little sink.

The air hostess kept banging on the door saying they were legally responsible if I died in there so would I please come out.

When I came out a small kid started pointing and shouting “that’s the girl who threw up!”
 
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dior

Member
I can only speak from experience - I'm about as hairy as Robbin Williams cross breed with a Yetti .... I started to get a hairy chest at like age 16; It now looks about like Austin Powers.

It is a constant battle to decide how to handle my back, I'm lucky I'm flexible, before my last camping trip (canoe trip and swiming) I actually managed to shave my own back. I only do the entire thing rarely because once I started shaving my shoulders and the back of my neck - It almost grows as fast as my facial hair now. I'm only 28, by the time I'm in my 40's I might be able to join a circus. Gotta find me a women that does not mind a hairy man, they are few and far between ...
 
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Aldane

New member
Ah that makes me feel better, proof that Robbie has not taken over the whole world!
(like the music, but the man has too big an ego IMHO)

I had too much fun the other day when I was shopping, I stole a window cleaner's bucket and hid it round the corner while he wasn't looking.
 
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e_friendship

New member
All of the following happened when I was A LOT younger (I am wiser now...I think)

-A nice dog came running to me (I hate dogs so I kicked it till it ran away) It was medium size
-I was riding my bike when an EXTREMELY small dogs runs to me barking, I absolutely hate barking so I tried to drive over him, he avoided but his head touched my wheel, I left him unconsious (spelling?)
-I saw a cat choke herself in a net and didnt really try to help.
-Found a dead bird and opened to body with a stone to look at the stuff inside
-My friends and I used to fight a lot for fun, I took it further than fun and broke somebody's nose and kicked somebody in the balls and he was crying more than 1 hour, turns out his balls were bleeding
-I used to dream about killing people or getting killed
-Broke my fist when I was pissed and hit a door (I know this is so sad ), next time I broke the door though!!!

That's it for now

I WAS YOUNG, I wouldnt do any of that again
 
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redsox34

Member
Oh gosh, that reminds me of another confession. When I was at junior school, it was "bring in a game" day (last day of term or something) and some other kid kept messing with my game before class. I said to him "If you do that again, I'm gonna punch you", he went ahead and kep trying to steal my game so I lamped him in the face and made his nose bleed. I felt totally guilty, but at the same time I had given him due warning.
 
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texastornado

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When I was about 6 or 7 years old another kid from school spat in my face for no reason, so I punched him in the throat. Totally on reflex.

He cried a lot, and I got in trouble.

Then later my elder brother (by six years) took me aside and said "Nice one. Don't let people do that kind of thing."

I love my brother.
 
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rubyjane

Member
i kind of did that kind of thing once (while back, im more cautious now) you know when someone does that creeping hand thingy (like 'thing' from the addams family) and try to take something. your automatic reaction is to slap the hand right? well i kinda forgot that i had a bowie knife in my hand and nearly severed my younger brother's fingers.


whilst im on the topic i shall also get something else off my chest (again im more controlled now)

i once swung at my friend's groin with a felling axe (missed), but in my defence i did give him 3 warnings at least. (and it is pretty foolish to be annoying someone whils they are chopping up a tree)

i feel much better now
 
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