The Official Pimping Thread: LSP

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Dixie

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Ahhh yeah I do that sometimes.

A good tactic is to put your alarm clock on the other side of the room. :yep: It's a good tactic unless you forget to put the alarm clock (my alarm clock is my phone) on the other side of the room because you've been sending dirty texts to some girl and you end up falling asleep with the phone.

Really? :cry: I was thinking about you all night. Did you hear about the Nigerian company taking over Newcastle Utd?
 
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SomebodyS

New member
aw nice to hear that you were thinking of me :rolleyes:

A nigerian company taking over Newcastle great!!!!!! But were did they get the money :shifty:
 
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Armour07

New member
I'm a thoughtful person like that. :console: I make the Pope look mean.

Do you support Newcastle? Yeah, where did they get the money? Are you trying to say through scamming people on the interwebz? :hmmm:
 
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coleymoley96

New member
I can tell just by a picture sometimes if she's one of them, tbh I have a strong desire to ram my cock in them more so to teach them a good lesson than for sexual pleasure. Maybe even tag a few in, I got the **** though.
 
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JoshG

Member
You couldn't have said it better, bruh. :yep: I can also always tell. They sure need to be taught a good lesson. No manners whatsoever. :no:
 
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COMBIN3t

New member
Dayum, how did I not see this thread.

Mastermind and I, are the only ihav- LSP applicants.

Very elitist univeristy, only the greatest minds get in. :yep:
 
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Louie93

New member
It's never too late to change Lozza



That's right :yep:

At this point in time, there's only 2 users on ihav with great minds. :cool:

P.S. I hate Sundays, I should be going shopping right now but I don't fancy it. :no:
 
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