The Official Pimping Thread: LSP

Set my alram clock but feel back to sleep :rofl:. and plus I don't think I dreamt about you sorry :no:
 
Ahhh yeah I do that sometimes.

A good tactic is to put your alarm clock on the other side of the room. :yep: It's a good tactic unless you forget to put the alarm clock (my alarm clock is my phone) on the other side of the room because you've been sending dirty texts to some girl and you end up falling asleep with the phone.

Really? :cry: I was thinking about you all night. Did you hear about the Nigerian company taking over Newcastle Utd?
 
aw nice to hear that you were thinking of me :rolleyes:

A nigerian company taking over Newcastle great!!!!!! But were did they get the money :shifty:
 
I'm a thoughtful person like that. :console: I make the Pope look mean.

Do you support Newcastle? Yeah, where did they get the money? Are you trying to say through scamming people on the interwebz? :hmmm:
 
Don't answer it's a trick, when your not looking *BAM* your pregnant.
 
I'm impressed. Now I'm scared that Mastermind' is going to kill me, sorry dwag.
 
Nah I won't kill you bruh.

I only kill girls who cheat on me as no one cheats on me and lives.
 
Indeed my friend :yep: Just like feminists with "Chicks before Dicks". I hate those filthy feminists (there's quite a lot of them here on ihav).
 
I can tell just by a picture sometimes if she's one of them, tbh I have a strong desire to ram my cock in them more so to teach them a good lesson than for sexual pleasure. Maybe even tag a few in, I got the **** though.
 
You couldn't have said it better, bruh. :yep: I can also always tell. They sure need to be taught a good lesson. No manners whatsoever. :no:
 
Dayum, how did I not see this thread.

Mastermind and I, are the only ihav- LSP applicants.

Very elitist univeristy, only the greatest minds get in. :yep:
 
It's never too late to change Lozza



That's right :yep:

At this point in time, there's only 2 users on ihav with great minds. :cool:

P.S. I hate Sundays, I should be going shopping right now but I don't fancy it. :no:
 
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