The thread of GREAT phrases.....

"If you sit down and always consider all the possibilities, if you waste your time worrying what others will think, if you ponder whether or not you are good enough, then you never will be."
"...if they can't take a joke, then fuck them."
Both Tucker Max.
 
"You gas up the marker, put on the gloves, strap on the mask, and walk onto the field.. it doesn't matter that you failed a test, that your girlfriend broke up with you last night, or that you got a ticket on the way there. Your world is right for the next couple hours. This is your heaven on earth. Live it. Love it. ihav.net for life."
-unknown
 
"Not by speeches and votes of the majority, are the great questions of the time decided - but by blood, Iron, and tears.

-Otto von Bismarck.
 
Haha.

kinda like Invincible man, from cyanide and happiness.

I can't find it. But he has a guy shoot him and he says "Oh no LED POISINING, my only weakness!"
 
If the belt is holding up your pants, and the belt loops on the pants are holding up the belt, who is really holding who up? - Mitch Hedberg

If you are going through hell, keep going - Winston Churchill
 
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