These are some of my favorites, what do you think?
1. My husband and I divorced over religious reasons: he thought he was God and I didn't.
2. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
3. God must love stupid people, he made so many of them.
4. They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
5. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
6. I have a degree in liberal arts---do you want fries with that?
1. My husband and I divorced over religious reasons: he thought he was God and I didn't.
2. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
3. God must love stupid people, he made so many of them.
4. They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
5. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
6. I have a degree in liberal arts---do you want fries with that?