Things that make you go GRRRRR.... (Part 2)

I have a no gi comp in about two months I desperately need to train for, my offtopic shorts are...breezy... and my compression shorts are getting small enough to make me feel sick but I'm poor enough to not be able to afford a replacement. This is a problem.

Is flashing to distract an opponent cheating?
 
I want my goddamned functioning right shoulder back. Stupid douche-brained me shouldn't have gotten so jacked up while rolling...
 
Got to enthusiatic while loving your class i suppose. I have seen it all the time while watching hockey. players still want to play cause they love it so even though they are injured.
 
Went to the library today and found out I could have my penis enlarged.

Ended up getting kicked out for 'inappropriate use of the photocopiers'
 
No need photocopiers for that particular *ahem* minor miracle when your Librarian looks like this.
 
Hehe, yeah, I'm 20.

I heard that the brain's impulse control mechanisms don't fully finish maturing until age 25/26...
 
Stupid people telling me to go to the doctor because I stubbed my mother-violating TOE.

People are getting ridiculous these days. Next time someone tells me to go to the doctor it had better be because I just vomited blood, had a seizure then had a schizophrenic outburst for dessert and started killing people while ranting about how God told me to do it.

People are poo.
 
Grrrr discovering iTunes U when I already have loads to study for work. Why couldn't I have found it when I was bored out of my skull over Christmas?
 
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