Things that make you go GRRRRR.... (Part 2)

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! I can't win.

I failed to put on the anti-ice bonding squirty thingy on my car windows, as when I got home it was a mild night and we've had no frost lately. I awoke to find myself trapped in the past, facing mirror images that were not my own... I mean, I awoke to find my car caked in ice and had to scrape it all off as I don't have a butler like Looby!
 
Things that make me go grrrrrrr.

Children that are learning to speak with a dummy continuously in their mouths. Take it out. If they are old enough to speak they are old enough to not need a dummy. Pure "easy way out" parenting

Children under the age of maybe 7 or 8 with pierced ears. Last time I looked children younger than that can't really make informed decisions. So who made that choice?
 
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

The company I work for has been at this new site since last summer and I've only just realised that there are more shops to buy lunch for if I turn left at the road!

All this thime I've had to make do with the stodginess of Greggs, the woefully overpriced and, quite frankly crap of O'Briens and pot noodles from the newsagent!

All, I had to do was turn left and I'd be presented with a pizza shop, 2 sandwich shops, a newsagent, and a fish and chip shop!
 
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR to yesterday!

Started off with two drunken old men giving it the old "chinky chinky", which I had to be stopped from pounding on, because, well, it's me beating up on old men! Can you imagine, 50 year old men acting like that in the middle of China Town!

Then to make matters worst, my Si Fu balls'd me for my lion dancing (I'm just not interested in pretending to be a lion even for Chinese New Year), but, as soon as he left the club it was out with the mats and offtopic.

Unfortunately, this led to another grrrrrrrrrrr, where I failed to apply a gulliotine correctly, at which my mate wriggled out and I got a ground n pound. I've come away with a twisted neck, cut lower and upper lip, bruised chin and also a split tongue.

And, GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, it's 8.30 am and I've been at work since 7.45am!

Todays GRRRR was brought to you by the letters "G" and "R" and the number 50.
 
Grrrrrr I spent half of yesterday shoveling only to find another 5 " when I got up this morning.
 
Why does one of my many TLs need me to tell him to report a fax machine to facilities to have it repaired if he already knows it's broken?

And my tonsils are still swollen.
 
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

We got an email from the big boss today, now, despite the company being "profitable, financially robust with a strong cash position and no borrowings (or debts)", their words, they're beginning to lay off people!

Now, I was part of a 3 man team who worked on the laboratory side of the CTC project. The other two were laid off, it doesn't look good for me...

I better prepare to delete all my work for them and to start destroying other things they need off me, just in case...
 
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