GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR to yesterday!
Started off with two drunken old men giving it the old "chinky chinky", which I had to be stopped from pounding on, because, well, it's me beating up on old men! Can you imagine, 50 year old men acting like that in the middle of China Town!
Then to make matters worst, my Si Fu balls'd me for my lion dancing (I'm just not interested in pretending to be a lion even for Chinese New Year), but, as soon as he left the club it was out with the mats and offtopic.
Unfortunately, this led to another grrrrrrrrrrr, where I failed to apply a gulliotine correctly, at which my mate wriggled out and I got a ground n pound. I've come away with a twisted neck, cut lower and upper lip, bruised chin and also a split tongue.
And, GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, it's 8.30 am and I've been at work since 7.45am!
Todays GRRRR was brought to you by the letters "G" and "R" and the number 50.