I am the friendliest anti-social dude you'll ever meet. DAILY my expectation level for people gets lowered, lol...
As far as those people with the starving kid in africa spiel.. look at them very calmly and say "I'm sorry, does it say UN Relief fund on my forehead again? I hate when that happens. Now focus dear, this is about ME, sweetie - right here, *clap-clap* Look here, sweetie *insert universal two-finger-to-eyes gesture*... we'll say it together... MMMMEEEeeeeee. Ok? Can we focus? Li'l bit? Ok, great, now, where was I?"
I hate that stuff. I'm confiding in you ya monkeyhump, we'll talk world news later when its your turn...