Dear lungs,
Please, PLEASE let me get to sleep. It is 4:23am. My brain isn't even awake at this hour. I have been coughing up crud out of my system for the past two hours because of you and I can't get any decent sleep because of you (I even threw up my delicious muffin from coughing so hard, you jerk). My throat is sore from coughing. Please, please stop. I need to be up at 7am and I work tonight. Please, let me rest.
Kindest regards,
Your body.
P.S. GRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!