Things that make you go GRRRRR.... (Part 2)

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karabear4053

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Speaking of asthma, GRRRRR to 2:30am asthma attacks. I hate using my nebulizer (the albuterol makes me J-I-T-T-E-R-Y) but it's the only thing that's been keeping my lungs functioning. GRRRRRRR.
 
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Lindsayy

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You can tell it's early November because there have been cakes and mince pies in the office every day this month. I suspect it'll last for about 8 weeks until the whole office decides it's time for a diet. For a week.
 
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Lanani

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Dear lungs,

Please, PLEASE let me get to sleep. It is 4:23am. My brain isn't even awake at this hour. I have been coughing up crud out of my system for the past two hours because of you and I can't get any decent sleep because of you (I even threw up my delicious muffin from coughing so hard, you jerk). My throat is sore from coughing. Please, please stop. I need to be up at 7am and I work tonight. Please, let me rest.

Kindest regards,
Your body.

P.S. GRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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ShyanF

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it's "nufink" Moi! (there are kids at school that write this word like that 0.o - makes me wonder whether they know half the pronounciation of English words...)
 
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mek&haze

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What, you mean words such as:
Through
Ewe
Women
Laugh
Nation

Or for added fun:
Ghoti (pronounced fish)
Ghoughpteighbteau (pronounced potato)
 
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hallmarkeofeurbanecool

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My mum keeps cooking the bags of rice I use to weigh down my heavy bag stand

Last night the thing almost tipped over on me cos I didn't realize my mum had taken the bags of rice. Oh well.....at least she cooks me dinner
 
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nikki

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Sitting through several minutes of what appeared to be a home movie in the theater when we had payed to see Megamind, and then finding out we were in the room for Paranormal Activity 2!! Why the heck was there a huge Megamind poster right next to that room? At least we have a rain check to see Megamind another day.

Oh, and then my dad being an [insert forum appropriate derogatory term] because I won't leave school early on Friday to see the earlier showing of the movie! And when I ask him when he's going to fix his car so he doesn't have to borrow mine, he goes "whenever we get the money, we just spent 80 bucks on that movie." WTF?? He was free to speak up and say we didn't have the money, but nooo, seeing the movie is all fine and dandy until I bring up something he needs to get done.
 
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Boston

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Lol that reminds me of a story I read in a juggling magazine I used to get... See, the common type of juggling balls are really round beanbags, filled with millet. This one juggler was down on his luck, and I think living in a third world country... and ended up getting so hungry he ate the millet from the balls. Kind of sad story, really... but I was amusingly reminded by your story of eating your equipment. ^^

On a side note, I wish I had somewhere to set up my heavy bag... bro and me got it from the local sports store and planned to set up one of our sheds as a training spot, but then the 'rents decided to use the shed for storage. The bag has never been out of the box it came in...
 
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