Things that make you go GRRRRR.... (Part 2)

Not much bothers me, get on with it is my attitude. Cancer however, I even hate the word.
A horrible debilitating disease. Sorry to hear of your friend's battle Frodo.
 
Cheers all! I'm fine. It wasn't really unexpected and from a certain point of view it's a good thing - at least she's not suffering anymore.
 
Being a bloke and therefore calm in situations of despair, I suggest placing a pan of water on the hob and boiling the water that way.

*braces self for barrage of abuse regarding the bloke thing*
 
Damn it! How dare you offer sensible, rational advice when I'm in the middle of an irrational, over-reaction to a mundane, easily overcomeble problem.

MY KETTLE IS ON THE BLINK (and it's too much like hard work to go into the cupboard, get a pan, place it on the hob and wait for it to boil - besides which needing a new kettle is a good excuse to go shopping)!
 
I've been known to put a spoonful of coffee straight in my mouth and chase it down with a mouthful of milk on more than one occasion.

I'm not giving advice, just saying . . .
 
People who carry around cell phones and black berries and text all day every minute so they can't go without it and practically sleep with the damn things.

They make me go GRRRRRR

I went to the movies and saw Sucker Punch with my cousin and my mom. And all through the ride there and walking to the theater and all through the movie all my cousin (she's almost 22) did was text. I said to her sarcastically 'Why dont you get a doc to surgically attach that to your hip?'

Oh and did i also mention that its incredibly rude? When you're with people, actual people, you're sposed to be interacting with them, not your blinking blackberry. I dont care about your freaking black berry. It makes someone feel like you're not interested in them (i know she's not interested in me if it werent for the fact her bf was working she'd not have gone with me. What happened to 'I know you're free tonight, but I promised my cousin weeks ago that I'd hang with her?')

and I'm the one doctors said supposedly is 'autistic?' Why is the so called normal people rude as blink and treat people like crap, and i have more common sense in one little finger and treat people well, and yet i'm the one doctors said got something wrong with me.
 
I am currently obsessed with the idea that I'm losing muscle and gaining fat...This is irritating...
 
Stupid man! Haven't you yet learned to anticipate excuses to go shopping? It is vital to recognise situations and scenarios that will lead to shopping trips. If you don't you will be made to go a long. You will be dragged round every single shop in 3 or more shopping malls just to return to the first shop to buy the first thing you looked at which will of course be returned on Monday because "she" has decided to redecorate and that new kettle just won't match the new door mat. And "you" will be taking it back and swapping it for shoes. The expensive ones that cost 10 times more than the kettle.

Nice idea though
 
Not sure that would work with a teabag!

Once when we were on a kayaking trip, a friend of mine forgot to add the coke to his vodka, so he just downed a few slurps of coke after his vodka, jumped in his kayak and rolled a couple of time to ensure a decent mixing!
 
I was cooking the other day on on the jar it said 'shake before use'.

So I stood there and shook. I don't think that what it meant.
 
Had a crappy workout tonight, I just felt really wobbly the whole way through even though I upped the weight on each lift I did, my legs felt (and still do feel) like jelly!
 
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