Things that make you go GRRRRR.... (Part 2)

Microsoft Windows makes me GRRR. My stupid sister's stupid laptop is riddled with malware again because she persists in doing all the things I told her not to do. Trying to save money on anti-virus software she downloaded and installed Vista Anti-Virus 2011. Which is ransomeware. It does bugger all other than hold you hostage.

I ditched Windows completely years ago and I'm still suffering
 
I chipped a nail weight lifting earlier tonight! Oh Noes, the fabric of the universe is about to unravel, my life is over, what am I going to do...
 
It's getting to that time of year where bare toe nails need to be painted (though I never have the patience for my finger nails and it looks odd just to do the toes alone)
 
I'm having a female psyche induced breakdown here and you offer sensible, rational advice, pfffft! You have a lot to learn about women, don't you!
 
Ha, I'm the same. I paint my nails with multiple layers so it looks even...and then I decide to hit my speedball or something and rip half of it off.

Yes, I'm kind of Type A, if you hadn't noticed...LOL...
 
I'll see your chipped nail, and raise you three jagged broken nails on a 10-hour flight with my nail clippers IN THE HOLD (as if you could hijack a plane with a set of nail clippers! Good grief......). The diagonally-ripped thumbnail came in handy during the descent when son number 1 couldn't get his ears to pop (he has a cold) and started to writhe in pain; I used the pointy bit to cut the end off a Karvol capsule to try and get his tubes cleared. Unfortunately I then managed to slice open my own wrist with the same pointy bit while trying to sort out 6 items of luggage with minimal assistance from the offspring. Oddly enough the liberal coating of Karvol made it sting a bit.......
 
Not at all. My sensible rational advice gave you an opportune moment to continue venting. And seemingly having a male target to vent at seems to help all the more. Soon you'll be feeling much better.
 
Oh God! You poor bunny! I would have gone insane! I used to bite my nails really badly and had to stop when I got a brace on my teeth, since then I have to deal with a chip as soon as it occurs or I'm tempted to start chewing on them again. I don't have long nails because I can't stand the way they feel, they're not practical for being in a lab environment or for doing martial arts and when they get beyond a certain length I can't get my contact lenses out without doing serious damage to my eyeballs!

I've never understood the whole no nail files on board planes. I mean if you're good enough to hijack a plane with a nail file, you're good enough to do it without one!



I love you. Marry me!

I am also very unhappy because we've just had confirmation that Stargate has been cancelled completely - so no 3rd movie!
 
Well look on the bright side. They cancelled the first movie. Then cancelled season 10. Then reinstated the 1st movie again. The show's not over until the fat lady sings. And I don't see no fat ladies here. ... Of course I'll marry you
 
Here, have a DNA transplant from me, now you can have my high powered metabolism and never gain fat
 
I must be the only one in the room who doesn't know what Stargate is (apart from very generally: something SciFi possibly tv series &/or film related).
 
Stargate (particularly SG-1) is the bestestest tv show ever made ever in the whole history of tv shows made (and those that haven't been made yet)!

And no, I'm not an obsessed or slightly deranged fan of it, honest!

It's a scifi tv show based off a movie:

http://stargate.mgm.com/
 
You need to hang out with Frodo and watch Stargate from start to finish and she'll explain to you what it's all about.
 
It's one of those long forgotten TV shows that sometimes appears on lists of really obscure sci fi shows unlike the awesome of Star Trek...
 
Back
Top