Narcotic loving idiots.
So a few hours ago, I had just finished lifting and was having some post workout chocolate milk...and my friend from America IMs me.
He is behaving crazily, is incoherent and can barely put an intelligible sentence together. He also informs me that he has crapped his pants.
I ask if he's ok and is he on something?
He says no, he's not ok and he has taken large amounts of various drugs. Not just marijuana but a whole cocktail of substances. I freak out and ask if he needs medical attention. He says yes. I demand his address, he's too wrecked to tell me. After a minute he gives me a garbled address with some graofftopictical nonsense thrown in. I tell him, ok, I'll post an alert on Facebook asking anyone in his area to call an ambulance. He says yes, do it. He then detaches without telling me if he's getting better or worse or what. So I post a message on his wall saying this is his friend, he's just taken a lorryload of drugs and needs medical attention and can anyone from that state call an ambulance and direct it to that address.
A little while later, he comes back online, apparently he's ok but still utterly poopfaced from the drugs. He can't remember anything from the last 15min or so including our conversation and is annoyed with me for posting that alert.
I definitely need to work some more on my people reading skills. This guy seemed like an intelligent, upright human being when I first started talking to him.