Things that make you go GRRRRR.... (Part 2)

Wiping my bum AFTER applying Deep heat to my dodgy back whilst on the kharzie.
I thought bog-paper would be enough of a barrier.
It wasn't.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=It7107ELQvY
 
you should ask them if (when at the toilet) they would take a dump from that position
 
Royal Mail managed to lose an item in their sorting office delivered yesterday while at work and taken back so that I could 'safely' collect it. Ha, bloody, ha. It was one of two dresses I could have worn on the first sunny day we've had in ages
 
Bloody insomnia. Nuff said. *sigh* Church is gonna be fun tomorrow, I hope my snoring doesn't disturb anybody lol
 
When I get called to bail my theif of a child out of JAIL... that makes me a bit grrr... you could say...

Anyone want to buy a 16 year old?
 
No, But I'll trade you a pot smoking 21 yr old that's had a couple run in's with the law.
 
There better be something in the post tomorrow, next few days all sunny here.
 
Nah, her mother would have made life miserable... although its NOT far from that NOW, still.... worse is worse, lol.
 
Got both now after sticky lunchtime cycle ride to sorting office. Now I just need to hope I'm the right size 10/12 for each
 
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