Things that make you go GRRRRR.... (Part 2)

tiling, without the right (working) tools, and without the experience... I've started so I'll finish but am going to miss Judo
 
UPS realising (after I've waited all day) that my parcel wasn't even put on the van this morning so I have to wait all day tomorrow
 
Beginners striking uncontrollably during training and causing injuries...the type that takes 3+ months to recover from. The to add another rr to the Grrrr, they would decide karate is not really for them ..Grrrrrr !!

Cisco
 
Follow-up to my last Grrrrrr - grrrrrrr shoe sizes. Old boots are size 13, order some new boots, size 13 is like an 8 and have no chance of fitting. Thankfully Brantano still sell my old boots and they haven't changed their sizes again so I managed to get some ready for work but not happy with these new style (army patrol) boots
 
Is anyone here a painter/decorator? I just wonder what the going rate is since I think I've made a hash of roller painting my toilet room, an impossibly small awkward space with odd angles. I'm hoping it can be rectified tomorrow with a second coat using a big roller on the main surfaces but prepared for the worsed. Looks a bit like that Rothko's painting in the Tate, Red on Maroon. Maybe I can charge people for a personal viewing
 
Working weekends just to pay the rent and hire of my taxi . Grrrr, all the that money not mine grrrrr not fair.
 
Anthropomorphisation of organisms in dumbed down natural history programs on the TV! I am sick of being told a parasite or a shark or other organism is 'devious', 'devilish', 'sneaky' or something equally stupid, when referring to behaviour honed by millions of years of evolution. The parasite is not sitting at its computer with its large, white, fluffy cat on its knee, planning on taking over the world. It is acting in a way it has been programmed to do by evolution, not conscious thought the way humans do.
 
Frothing RAGE. Also just so stories regarding evolution. "Women love men with red cars because they used to gather red berries."
 
{{{HUG}}}

Better now?

Try adding honey to your lemsips, it makes them more bearable.

I always get to the point where I'm fed up with sweet lemsips and want a savoury beef version!
 
Much better There are beef Lemsips? Such a thing seems impossible? Where do I get these beef Lemsips?
 
Unfortunately, beef lemsips exist only in my dreams. I keep waiting for someone to realise there is a market for them but, so far, no one has.
 
The way everyone who's ever had a child considers themselves an expert qualified to tell me how to raise my daughter.

Having children does not make you an exceptional human being. It just makes you a human being with fully functioning genitalia.
 
Being the awesome uncle on the other hand fully qualifies me to look at you disapprovingly as your child goes into a full meltdown tantrum in public.
 
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