Coz they abandonned the 'pool, chuck!
What a good plan - I could get a Nature paper out of that and my life would be sorted!
Or infect him with an STD and see whether he passes it on to the next generation...
Or failing that, drown him in 100% ethanol, post him back the UK and subject him to DNA testing.
I only do that by accident!
So you want me to thinly slice you and slap you on some ciabatta with a bit of mayonnaise?!