Things that make you go :-)) take two!

You mean like killing her...



It's not so much the days that are the problem, but the evenings and meal times. However, if I can sort out the hotel I want to stay in, there's a shopping mall with a pretty decent food court underneath the hotel so I can mooch around there a bit in the evenings and there should be a telly in the hotel.
 
I'm going to use her to tenderise my steak by battering her unconscious with it and them smother her with pickled herring!
 
Once I've finished with her, I will go down to the shopping mall and treat myself to an apple, kiwi and lime smoothie and a massive piece of cake!
 
for that i give you a bloody and bandaged thumbs up!

(in b4 moi mentions anything about human pudding in my pants)
 
You're really rubbish at lying. We all know you can't eat cake 'cause you're weird
 
Ouch! I managed to slice my thumb open last year the day we arrived in Stockholm. I was slicing peppers with a brand new knife! I thought it would never stop bleeding and would need stitches - fortunately it didn't. It took a while to heal because I couldn't help but put pressure on it due to the location on the thumb so it kept opening up! Stupid thumb cuts!
 
i feel your pain!

i grabbed a sharp place to prop myself up to reach something that was too high, without noticing that it was sharp. then i slid down...
 
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