Things that make you go :-)) take two!

ingenuity triumphs again!

since i'm lazy (excuse: my abs hurt from parkour), and i couldn't reach the case where i keep my glasses, which had fallen to the floor, i reached for a nearby sock, used it to drag one of my shoes' laces towards me, pulled on the shoelace to be able to grab the shoe, and used the shoe to reach for the fallen case and drag it towards me.

goddamn, i'm so awesome it hurts.
 
*to the tune of grendel's new flesh*

LOW PANTS... HIGH BUM... THE SPHINCTER'S IN CONTROL, LONG LIVE THE POO FLESH!
 
Seventh had a little lamb, little lamb. Seventh had a little lamb, It's meat became my food.
 
to the tune of Insurrection by Trivium

I WILL DEFECATE IN MY PANTS
IT'S A WAR UPON HEAVEN
DIARRHEA BE MY DESTRUCTION
IN THIS WAR UPON HEAVEN
 
to the tune of blutengel's bloody pleasures:

"And in the seat of my toilet
I will poop for you
I'll pee on all the pleasures
There's so much we can poop
Don't be afraid my darling
Let me be your laxative
Don't be afraid my darling
There's no reason for poo to hide"
 
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