Things that make you go :-)) take two!

[Kyla]

although all i ever wanted was world piss...

ok, i'll stop now

 

[msblondie94]

Constipation is the sensation that's sweeping the nation!
-Harry potter series

 

[AngaliB]

Sorry, double post

 

[FromtheHeart]

Managed to rescue my music after I forgot to back it up in my 64-bit conversion

 

[ChrisO]

ingenuity triumphs again!

since i'm lazy (excuse: my abs hurt from parkour), and i couldn't reach the case where i keep my glasses, which had fallen to the floor, i reached for a nearby sock, used it to drag one of my shoes' laces towards me, pulled on the shoelace to be able to grab the shoe, and used the shoe to reach for the fallen case and drag it towards me.

goddamn, i'm so awesome it hurts.

 

[misstchocolatetstarfish]

*sings to the tune of Blackened by Metallica*

URINATION...DEFECATION...FLATULATION...PLANET DIES...

 

[FighterforLovers]

Fish of Doom. The Modern Macgyver.
Hell. Yes.

 

[fantasiae]

CONSTIPATION! OH THE SENSATION. ANNILIATION OF THE NATION!

 

[vineruby]

*to the tune of grendel's new flesh*

LOW PANTS... HIGH BUM... THE SPHINCTER'S IN CONTROL, LONG LIVE THE POO FLESH!

 

[msayed40]

Seventh had a little lamb, little lamb. Seventh had a little lamb, It's meat became my food.

 

[utterchaos99]

ok, that made me chuckle...

A-B-C-D-E-F-G... skip-ping-all-the-way-to-PEE!"

 

[Jimmymac]

to the tune of Insurrection by Trivium

I WILL DEFECATE IN MY PANTS
IT'S A WAR UPON HEAVEN
DIARRHEA BE MY DESTRUCTION
IN THIS WAR UPON HEAVEN

 

[Beachbum]

Cats are evil.

 

[ZorcanfromAntares]

Poo to you.

 

[twiztidjuggalet83]

to the tune of blutengel's bloody pleasures:

"And in the seat of my toilet
I will poop for you
I'll pee on all the pleasures
There's so much we can poop
Don't be afraid my darling
Let me be your laxative
Don't be afraid my darling
There's no reason for poo to hide"

 

[Tesla]

Cats poo on me

 

[UniversallyTalented]

* Wanders back to the topic *

Mmmmmmmm Sunday roast

 

[james_james03]

POO

 

[drewnannii]

NO! PEE!

 

[shadow_bunnitt^e^tt]

NO! NO! FART!