Things that make you go :-)) take two!

I drove a car yesterday. And today. And I made it go backwards. And sort of parked it - sort of.

And I even went a whole TWENTY miles an hour!

An no-one's dead OR injured!
 
Takes her car off the road, cancels her insurance and road tax and prepares to emigrate...
 
I know women who can park in smaller spaces on their own without any help. And I'm not making that up.
 
Sadly I'm not one of them. My next car (should I ever need one) will require armour plating and bulletproof glass.

Unrelated... Fiendishly strong winter beers like Decadence )))
 
I can see it now. A pre-programmed button for the banstick, and another for the accompanying canned remarks.
 
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